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Stupid/Recurring/Unrealistic situations in TV/Movies
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:04 pm
i'll start this motherfricker off:
guys accidentally fricking a girl's arse instead of her pussy, without any real issue. the 2 most notable examples are don't be a menace and the last episode of shameless
guys accidentally fricking a girl's arse instead of her pussy, without any real issue. the 2 most notable examples are don't be a menace and the last episode of shameless
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:08 pm to SlowFlowPro
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accidentally fricking a girl's arse instead of her pussy, without any real issue.
How does that happen on accident?
In a foot chase with firearms, running running running and no shooting. Then climbing up a ladder safely with sights on you.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:15 pm to SlowFlowPro
Reminds me of that scene in American Me when Edward James Olmos is so used to prison sex that when he gets back out in the world during sex he goes right to put it in his gf 's butt and she gets extremely mad at him for doing so.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:24 pm to SlowFlowPro
Guy falsely accused for some offense. Breaks 100 laws in proving his innocence. Walks away Scot free at the end of the movie with every one feeling bad for what they put the guy through.
No mention of how many people got hurt/nearly killed due to his actions.
No mention of how many people got hurt/nearly killed due to his actions.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:25 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Cars always blowing up when they get shot at or go over cliffs.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:32 pm to SlowFlowPro
People getting shot or stabbed and acting like it doesn't hurt.
Marijuana hallucinations.
I think the biggest example of all would be the good guy running away while the bad guys empty their magazines firing at him and the bullets hit everywhere but his or his sidekick's body.
Marijuana hallucinations.
I think the biggest example of all would be the good guy running away while the bad guys empty their magazines firing at him and the bullets hit everywhere but his or his sidekick's body.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:38 pm to Dab
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People getting shot or stabbed and acting like it doesn't hurt.
That's more reasonable than other major offenses to reality, IMO. Sparing shots that hit where it matters.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:41 pm to SlowFlowPro
Why did the Howells and Ginger bring all those clothes for a damn three hour trip?? And they brought records? Which by the way, they were able to play on a makeshift record player without electricity. Damn professor could do that but couldn't get them off that island??
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:42 pm to Pectus
Recurring but awesome: the 80's "bandaging of a flesh wound in a motel by a hottie while on the run leading to getting it on" scene
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:44 pm to Obi-Wan Tiger
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And they brought records? Which by the way, they were able to play on a makeshift record player without electricity.
I know how to do that. Give me a pin, 2 pieces of tape, a pencil and paper.
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Why did the Howells and Ginger bring all those clothes for a damn three hour trip??
Maybe they were on a vacation and the Howell's were so stingy that they weren't going to pay their driver what he wanted to sit around at the marina while they went on a boat tour. So they brought all their stuff on board, because they couldn't leave it at the dock?
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:45 pm to Dab
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People getting shot or stabbed and acting like it doesn't hurt
I process medical bills all day for crime victim's in the state of texas so I see a lot of gunshot wounds and it seems like in a lot of movies I see, gunshot wounds are never as serious as they usually are. I mean I see a lot of people survive from gunshot wounds IRL so that's not hard to believe, but it seems like movies leave out the fact that most of the time when a bullet hits you, it doesn't just go into you skin and doesn't hit anything. Like someone gets shot in the shoulder and is still able to lift a gun or open a door, much less move it. I guess a lot of people don't realize bullets SHATTER bones. 95% of gunshot wounds I see, the worst part of the gunshot is the massive bone damage that is done and the orthopaedic aftercare that follows for about 2 years.
anyway, point is yes, gunshot wounds aren't nearly as realistic as they look in movies if that makes sense
This post was edited on 1/28/12 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:45 pm to TideHater
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Cars always blowing up when they get shot at or go over cliffs.
Ha, this is one of mine! Whats just as bad is that helicopters explode like nuclear warheads after any contact.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:46 pm to Pectus
Fully automatic weapons can fire for at least 30 seconds to one minute without need for reloading.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:47 pm to Dab
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climbing up a ladder safely with sights on you.
I think the biggest example of all would be the good guy running away while the bad guys empty their magazines firing at him and the bullets hit everywhere but his or his sidekick's body.
The bad guys just aren't good shooters. By being bad you should just know they never practiced or worked at anything like the good guys did. Bad guys probably never went to church either.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:47 pm to Obi-Wan Tiger
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Damn professor could do that but couldn't get them off that island??
He also had his own cabin, with 2 hot single chicks having their own while the Skipper and his "little buddy" bunked together.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:52 pm to H-Town Tiger
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He also had his own cabin, with 2 hot single chicks having their own while the Skipper and his "little buddy" bunked together.
Maybe he liked his bachelor pad? And his science.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:53 pm to SlowFlowPro
suppressed weapons that are so quiet, you can't hear the brass hit the floor.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:54 pm to H-Town Tiger
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He also had his own cabin, with 2 hot single chicks having their own
Precursor to "The Blue Lagoon"
Oh and another thing...somehow those radio batteries never ran out...
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:55 pm to Pectus
Failing classes in college has no long term side effects.
Posted on 1/28/12 at 1:25 pm to Pectus
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Maybe he liked his bachelor pad?
exactly, he probably couldn't pull quality tail like that state side
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