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re: Stephen Colbert is writing a new LOTR film

Posted on 3/27/26 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 10:45 pm to
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do you know they will not have equal input in the writing room?

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Yes

So where is the evidence for this?

You are claiming to know things, but the only evidence you are offering is "but c'mon man"

How can you be certain Colbert isn't writing 90% of the script? Vibes?


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Posted on 3/27/26 at 10:46 pm to
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sgallo3



you're losing this battle young woke one
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 10:49 pm to
If he were a wokie, I imagine he would already be calling me some form of -ist/-phobe.

I think he is more likely just a bad contrarian.
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 10:50 pm to
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How can you be certain Colbert isn't writing 90% of the script?

because Colbert has never written a script and Jackson hired someone who has wrote 7 screenplays for him.
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 10:54 pm to
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because Colbert has never written a script and Jackson hired someone who has wrote 7 screenplays for him.
This isn't evidence it is assumption. Colbert is the biggest Tolkien expert Jackson has ever met, and it is also his passion project.

How do we know Philippa isn't there just to advise and organize?

Lots of people haven't written a screenplay, until they have.

But you are the guy that knows what each person's contribution is going to be, so you already know all this.

Just waiting for evidence.
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 10:56 pm
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:01 pm to
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But you are the guy that knows what each person's contribution is going to be

Never said that, I just know the power dynamics mean that Peter Jackson decides what goes in the movie and there's nothing Peter Mcgee can do to change that. They aren't equals anywhere other than your head.
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:05 pm to
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Never said that
well golly gee

You surely would have to know the contributions of each to know for sure who would have a lesser role.

Do you know that Colbert isn't writing the entire thing and Philippa, Jackson, and McGee are just there to help with structure and organization?
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:11 pm to
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Do you know that Colbert isn't writing the entire thing and Philippa, Jackson, and McGee are just there to help with structure and organization?

Yep
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:12 pm to
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Yep
What evidence do you have for this?
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:16 pm to
Boyens was brought in specifically to write dialogue for the LOTR Trilogy

I'll stick with what they have done for the previous 7 films until presented with evidence they are changing things just for this movie
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:24 pm to
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Boyens was brought in specifically to write the dialogue for the LOTR Trilogy
Yes, we know. It wasn't all she did, but dialogue was her abd Fran's responsibility. It wasn't their only responsibility.

But that aside, irrelevant facts are still irrelevant

Do you have any evidence for the question at hand?
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:25 pm to
we have 7 films of evidence

I'll stick with what they have done for the previous 7 films until presented with evidence they are changing things just for this movie
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:31 pm to
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we have 7 films of evidence
7 films of evidence for what happened with those films

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I'll stick with what they have done for the previous 7 films until presented with evidence they are changing things just for this movie
Oh neat.

I actually have that evidence

let's see here. . .roots through filing cabinet. . .Ah, here it is LINK

2 new writers to go along with what you described as merely a dialog person.

One guy is a producer/nepo baby, the other guy is a failed comedian/talk show host
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 11:32 pm
Posted by Freauxzen
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:38 pm to
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we have 7 films of evidence


Wait, why does this evidence matter and not Colbert's last decade of evidence?
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:41 pm to
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Wait, why does this evidence matter and not Colbert's last decade of evidence?

Because its a Lord of the Rings movie by Peter Jackson so what has happened on every single Peter Jackson Tolkien film matters.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 11:41 pm to
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Wait, why does this evidence matter and not Colbert's last decade of evidence?
It's OK, man

This industry insider has definite knowledge that Colbert will not be much involved in the script.

He hasn't provided evidence for his claim, but I am still hopeful.

Posted by Scoob
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Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:23 am to
I'm very torn on this.

My awareness of Colbert is a hysterical anti-Trump mouthpiece, consumed with bitterness. I wouldn't willingly consume something he crafted.

On the other hand, chapters 3-8 of Fellowship... that's some integral LOTR that was omitted. There's a lot of magic in those chapters, which was deleted for the sake of streamlining the story for the movie. You could easily fill a 3 hr film there.

As for the "after Frodo passed" part, I think it's a simple storytelling trick... think The Princess Bride. If you remember, that was also a story within a story.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 3/28/26 at 7:37 am to
Been thinking of a way to connect the events of the book version of the Barrow Downs and Aragorn tossing the Hobbits 4 random swords at Weathertop from the movie.

Have Aragorn collect the swords and sharpen them for the Hobbits. The scene where he tosses them 'back' to them could be altered so as he's not just giving them for the 1st time, but returning them.
Posted by Scoob
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Posted on 3/28/26 at 3:40 pm to
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Been thinking of a way to connect the events of the book version of the Barrow Downs and Aragorn tossing the Hobbits 4 random swords at Weathertop from the movie.
Upon consideration, sadly there isn't.

The 4 hobbits arrive at the Prancing Pony at Bree, knowing full well that Frodo carries the One Ring and that he is being hunted by the Enemy.
A strange man (Aragorn) snatches Frodo and drags him off to a room, the others follow and... nobody has drawn a blade. Sam wields a chair.

And those chapters are supposed to establish that the hobbits are in over their heads, but not idiots. Merry is fairly capable.

There's really no reconciling that. If they had weapons, they'd have drawn them



Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 3/28/26 at 4:08 pm to
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If they had weapons, they'd have drawn them



Maybe they they forget them with the ponies?



I'm offering ideas for free here.





This post was edited on 3/28/26 at 4:11 pm
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