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re: Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS***
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:36 am to WicKed WayZ
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:36 am to WicKed WayZ
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The shot of Snoke's dead face
Another way to completely rob the viewer of any meaningful action or scene climax.
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:37 am to DelU249
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Disney has known for a good while it’s a piece of shite. Probably why they shite canned trevorrow and got Abrams. Can’t risk trevorrow fricking up IX
The scary thing is is that I don't think they did. I don't think they had a clue.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:37 am to WicKed WayZ
Has Rian Johnson commented on fan reaction yet?
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:38 am to Ham Solo
He needs the cash
The man sucked alien Dick on a beach in front of a smoke show like Rey...he’s like rickety cricket in this movie
The man sucked alien Dick on a beach in front of a smoke show like Rey...he’s like rickety cricket in this movie
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:38 am to Breesus
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The whole shitty subplot about her being poor and them wrecking the bad rich people casino, and the truth of who profits from war, etc... Was horrendously written and unnecessary.
They trashed that beautiful city for no reason other than it felt good. I was actually looking forward to seeing the James Bond-esque hacker do his thing but they chose to waste more screen with jails and useless chase scenes. When did BDT have time to cut a deal with the First Order?
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:39 am to DelU249
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did like the part where snoke told Kylo his helmet was ridiculous
All of Snoke and Kylo's interactions were great.
The bizarre connection between Rey and Ren was great
The revolution that Luke created Kylo was awesome. By far the best part of the entire movie.
But the movie was bogged down by so much useless filler and nonsense and anticlimactic bullshite it's hard of even enjoy the cool parts. We never even got a proper light Saber fuel.
frickING LUKE SKYWALKER MOCKED THE LIGHT SABER AND CALLED IT A LASER SWORD
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 12:44 am
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:40 am to Breesus
Luke
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:40 am to RollTide1987
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Rose was like: "We're not going to win playing hero, Finn, we're going to win with love."
Not to mention his noble act was going to SAVE THE PEOPLE HE LOVED
Also, I might be the only person who thought this but when they were at the casino and one of them said "do you hear that?" And the camera pans to a track ,I seriously thought they were gonna cut to a bunch of dudes podracing
Instead we got some boohoo mutant horse bullshite
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 12:44 am
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:41 am to WicKed WayZ
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The scary thing is is that I don't think they did. I don't think they had a clue.
They gave Rian Johnson his own entire trilogy in the Star Wars universe based off this movie.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:41 am to Ham Solo
I almost wish he would have told them to go frick off and die in a hole
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:43 am to LsuNav
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They trashed that beautiful city for no reason other than it felt good
And then the end... Hey, herp, need a lift? Herp derp.
If fricking Poe was there the whole time and could fly them in and out with ease why the frick was the rest of that entire subplot necessary
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:44 am to DelU249
Another just weird fricking useless scene in the film.
Why the frick did I have to watch Luke Skywalker pump alien ball-titties and squirt green milk into his mouth? I mean my god. Did Rian watch any Star Wars? I mean Abrams did a rehash but he actually GOT Star Wars
Why the frick did I have to watch Luke Skywalker pump alien ball-titties and squirt green milk into his mouth? I mean my god. Did Rian watch any Star Wars? I mean Abrams did a rehash but he actually GOT Star Wars
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:47 am to WicKed WayZ
Just the fact they give zero explanation for who Snoke is and how he became as strong as he was shows how out of touch with Star Wars they really are.
Snoke absolutely requires an explanation. That can't just happen by itself in this universe. As it stands now I guess we are supposed to believe Snoke was just some goth teenager mastering the dark side of the force in his garage.
Snoke absolutely requires an explanation. That can't just happen by itself in this universe. As it stands now I guess we are supposed to believe Snoke was just some goth teenager mastering the dark side of the force in his garage.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:47 am to WicKed WayZ
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Another just weird fricking useless scene in the film.
Why the frick did I have to watch Luke Skywalker pump alien ball-titties and squirt green milk into his mouth?
For the same reason you had to be introduced to some stupid bitch with purple hair OT literally take all the glory from Ackbar, who, instead of just telling her crew the plan for evacuation, decided to be a coy bitch about it for no reason cause a mutiny, etc...
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:47 am to WicKed WayZ
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After this I'm just defeated. I don't even care to see the third act and I can't believe I'm saying that. I love Star Wars man but Jesus. That was bad.
Same. I thought to myself am I finally outgrowing Star Wars? It was a relief to see I wasn't the only one who was disappointed.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:48 am to Ham Solo
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Just the fact they give zero explanation for who Snoke is and how he became as strong as he was shows how out of touch with Star Wars they really are.
AMEN to that.
Snoke was somehow able to master the dark side leaps and bounds beyond anything Palpatine or Vader combined could ever have imagined and knew the entire history of the Jedi and Skywalkers and was able to corrupt Kylo right under Luke's nose and was able to piece together the remnants of the empire and rule the first order but he gets no explanation at all and a horribly quick throw away death followed by a bizarre comical close up of his severed head?
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 12:52 am
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:50 am to JabarkusRussell
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After this I'm just defeated. I don't even care to see the third act and I can't believe I'm saying that. I love Star Wars man but Jesus. That was bad.
Yeah. That's depressing.
I watched every prequel in theaters. I saw TFA and Rogue One at midnight ok released day.
I seriously doubt I even watch Epsidoe IX at this point.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:58 am to Breesus
" The scene where Luke takes the lightsaber and then chucks it is a perfect metaphor for Rian’s attitude toward TFA."
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:59 am to JabarkusRussell
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The scene where Luke takes the lightsaber and then chucks it is a perfect metaphor for Rian’s attitude toward TFA."
Luke Skywalker looked a curious young Jedi in the face and told her she was an idiot for hoping Luke Skywalker would use a " laser sword" to help her defeat the dark side.
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 1:00 am
Posted on 12/16/17 at 1:06 am to WicKed WayZ
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Why the frick did I have to watch Luke Skywalker pump alien ball-titties and squirt green milk into his mouth?
I took it as a shot at Hamil, "you've been sucking the star wars tit too long". It's like they bought the franchise to spoil it.
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