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re: Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS***

Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:16 am to
Posted by LsuNav
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:16 am to
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Han Solo is a better character than Finn and it's not up for debate and it's not about race. Lando is a better character than Finn. Fricking everyone in Rogue 1 is better. By better, I mean I enjoy their scenes and want to watch more of them.


I’m not defending Finn. He serves no purpose. His character is an uninteresting diversion and that screen time could have been better used with Luke.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:21 am to
Frick you piece of shite



I agree with you so don't be a complete frick wad about it
Posted by Decker
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:23 am to
I agree. Finn crashing into the cannon would have been a nice heroic death (and Rose's reasoning didn't make sense - Finn was trying to save the ones he loved).

I will have to file away imaginary scenes of Luke training Rey and Luke's awesome death with my imaginary prequel reboot.
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:23 am to
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:24 am to
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Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:26 am to
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Finn crashing into the cannon would have been a nice heroic death (


100%.

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Rose's reasoning didn't make sense 


Especially because she 100% assured that the first order would quickly and efficiently wipe the resistance out the universe with the full support of that cannon she inexplicably saved.
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:27 am to
But what’s the point of living if she can’t have the BBC
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:27 am to
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That's something Mark Hamill would do, not a Jedi


That's something martial arts masters do which inspired the idea of the force.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:27 am to
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was utterly shocked and pissed off too complete disbelief


I was audibly growing and laughing at the end of that pathetic shite show of a movie
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:28 am to
It was like taking punch after punch and I’d get up off the mat hopeful the movie could be saved

Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:28 am to
Things that just make you scratch your head.

Rose was like: "We're not going to win playing hero, Finn, we're going to win with love."

And yet, if not for the inexplicable arrival of Luke Skywalker, they all would have died and everything they were fighting for would have been lost.

Freaking hippie piece of shite.
Posted by Ham Solo
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:29 am to
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 just wanted Boyega to die for being such an integral part of this disaster


Yep, and they are so out of touch about him too. They are trying to make his "wooooo" scream a thing.

I honestly think they just dubbed the same scream from TFA into this movie. It made me throw up in my mouth a little.
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 12:31 am
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:30 am to
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But what’s the point of living if she can’t have the BBC



The whole shitty subplot about her being poor and them wrecking the bad rich people casino, and the truth of who profits from war, etc... Was horrendously written and unnecessary.

I can't believe they gave Rian Johnson a while trilogy. He failed in every aspect. Script, pacing, plot, emotional pull, scene building, action climax etc...

frick Rian Johnson.

I absolutely loved TFA and this movie destroyed everything great about that movie, save Kylo. I just wish he would've killed his mom.

The only reason l consider going to see IX is because Abrams is back.
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 12:32 am
Posted by WicKed WayZ
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:31 am to
I mean Jesus it was really like a parody at times


The humor was off the whole movie. Finn and Rose didn't have anything to do. I was surprised when she kissed him. I didn't think they had any chemistry and I had no clue they were going to be a thing.


The shot of Snoke's dead face



And that's not a laugh in a good way. That should have been a serious moment, ruined
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:31 am to
These defense articles were commissioned before midnight of last night

Disney has known for a good while it’s a piece of shite. Probably why they shite canned trevorrow and got Abrams. Can’t risk trevorrow fricking up IX
Posted by WicKed WayZ
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:34 am to
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That's something martial arts masters do which inspired the idea of the force.




Please tell me you're not serious. If you thought that was good, Jesus man. That was cringe worthy bad.
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:34 am to
No way I’m wasting my time with another Disney Star Wars

If they shitcan this movie and remake episode VIII...I’m back on board

There’s the OT, and frick every thing else
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:36 am to
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mean Jesus it was really like a parody at times



It absolutely was. Between Leia's bizarre wicked witch style space floating, the constant (5 time minimum) ploy of "no one can do it. I can." bullshite, the complete robbery of every single climax, and the insane amount of plot armor it was like watching a Scary Movie or Not Another Teen Movie parody of a star wars film
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:36 am to
I did like the part where snoke told Kylo his helmet was ridiculous

That seemed so appropriate. Stands out because the dialogue in the movie is just all kinds of turrible
Posted by Ham Solo
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:36 am to
When I first saw Hamill bitching about how they portrayed Luke in this one I thought he was probably just overstepping his place in all this.

After seeing the film he was totally correct and I am surprised he even agreed to go forward with it. If it had been me and I didn't need the cash, I would have said hell no to that script.
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