re: Real World Las Vegas "Season Long Thread" Rayne, LA edition

Last night's episode can be summed up pretty easily: Chicks are evil and stupid.

Mike Mike is awesome. Him letting Zito know that they're not friends was awesome. "If I ever said something to you 'as a friend,' then I apologize, because we're not friends." Zito: "What are we...we're friends." MM: "No, we're not friends. First two weeks I wanted to be your friend, but ever since then the more I get to know you, the less I like you and want to be your friend. We're not friends." Awesome.

Also love that every single time Zito tries to get badass and says some shite like "I'm gonna beat your little arse.." Mike Mike just shrugs his shoulders and laughs at him.

Nany and Naomi are fricking annoying count. And on purpose. "OMG WHY THE frick ARE YOU POINTING AT HER?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?" Jesus tapdancing Christ*. Also, nice work by MTV showing the "point" and how it had nothing to do with anything. I'm not sure I've ever seen two people try, on purpose, to be total count to someone for almost no reason.

Props to Heather for handling things the way she did. She really does seem like a cool chick. And her body is sick. Can't wait to see Zito frick that one up. I find that she's a cute girl with makeup on, but without it, she's borderline yikes in the face.

Zito is still a faggy little bitch. I love how he always tries to bitch/brag to MM and RoyLee, and they just don't want to hear it.

RoyLee was awesome. "We ain't in no fricking relationship!!" I just hope the shite he was talking about him banging Naomi is true and he doesn't back out on that.

Cooke seems like decent enough entertainment. I hope Zito does go for her, cuz that would be awesome, and then Mike Mike can frick Heather. She's a little annoying though, and did kinda come into the house with a bitchy attitude. But she handled being woken up by screaming drunk bitches better than I ever would have.


Hopefully the rest of the season is entertaining. Previews looked pretty solid, with the whole Zito shite and Adam coming back for a weekend. Can't wait to see how stupid Nany looks when that happens. I do think, though, that some of the previews were the MTV-standard "let's edit this to look worse than it actually is." Like the whole Heather/Zito thing of "..with a ROOMMATE??" But we'll see.







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Mike Mike and Leeroy are becoming some of my favorite RW cast members. They make a great team.

Naomi and Nany are stupid bitches, Nany being the worst.

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Dustin is horrible. You can tell by his confessionals that he thinks America is just going to love him so much and relate to him.

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Big time. He's already a self-righteous, pretentious douche in the confessionals, and that was long before any of this shite actually aired.

I love his "AMIRITE??" looks that he gives (to the camera, and to his roommates). It's funny when he does it because his roommates are like "No, you're not right" and everyone at home watching is like "Go frick yourself, douche."

Wow, I just googled Dustin Zito Real World to find a picture of the look I am talking about, and I saw things that I would very much like to unsee...and I even had the filters on.

Nany I think.

nany

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Looks like Adam broke the porn news

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awesome

Kinda found video of the looks I was talking about:






And watching that video, I forgot about the most awesome(ly douchey) thing Zito said last night. "Don't hold me up on some fricking pedestal" to Mike Mike.

Leroy is becoming one of my favorite Real World characters of all time. He is one of the most level headed and logical people they have ever put on the show. He rarely says or does something that i don't say, Thats a good fricking point.

no wonder he is always shirtless, just trying to relive his frat pad glory days.

next week will be the best episode of the season.