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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Posted on 2/9/10 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 2/9/10 at 9:24 pm
faintly on the tv...
"So what if the shoe is on the other foot? I GO BAREFOOT"
"So what if the shoe is on the other foot? I GO BAREFOOT"
Posted on 2/9/10 at 9:28 pm to brazentits
"Her last baby come out sideways. She didnt scream or nuthin"
Posted on 2/9/10 at 9:35 pm to brazentits
havent seen this movie in forever but i remember i laughed my arse off at many parts.
Posted on 2/9/10 at 9:38 pm to ornagestorm
"train don't run outta Wichita. lessin' yur a hog.........or a cattle"
Posted on 2/9/10 at 9:39 pm to TexasTiger05
You're going the wrong way
He says we're going the wrong way.
Oh, he's drunk.
How would he know where we're going?
Yeah, how would he know?
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
Terrific.
Thank you.
What a moron.

He says we're going the wrong way.
Oh, he's drunk.
How would he know where we're going?
Yeah, how would he know?
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
Terrific.
Thank you.
What a moron.
Posted on 2/9/10 at 9:49 pm to coolpapaboze
You're in a pretty lousy mood, huh?
To say the least.
You ever travel by bus before?
Hmm. Your mood's probably not going to improve much.
To say the least.
You ever travel by bus before?
Hmm. Your mood's probably not going to improve much.
Posted on 2/9/10 at 10:17 pm to ornagestorm
Great movie.
"I like me..my wife likes me"
great quote
"I like me..my wife likes me"
great quote
Posted on 2/10/10 at 8:45 am to brazentits
What are you figuring the temperature is out here today...............one
Posted on 2/10/10 at 9:35 am to KPCrimson
I don't care, as long as its warm.
/cut to Steve Martin and John Candy in the back of a refrigerated truck
/cut to Steve Martin and John Candy in the back of a refrigerated truck
Posted on 2/10/10 at 10:01 am to brazentits
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fricking dumb-arse smile off your rosey, fricking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fricking automobile: a fricking Datsun, a fricking Toyota, a fricking Mustang, a fricking Buick! Four fricking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fricking nowhere with fricking keys to a fricking car that isn't fricking there. And I really didn't care to fricking walk down a fricking highway and across a fricking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fricking face. I want a fricking car RIGHT frickING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fricked
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fricking dumb-arse smile off your rosey, fricking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fricking automobile: a fricking Datsun, a fricking Toyota, a fricking Mustang, a fricking Buick! Four fricking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fricking nowhere with fricking keys to a fricking car that isn't fricking there. And I really didn't care to fricking walk down a fricking highway and across a fricking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fricking face. I want a fricking car RIGHT frickING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fricked
Posted on 2/10/10 at 12:03 pm to KPCrimson
quote:
What are you figuring the temperature is out here today...............one
Always like this line.
"We were robbed!"
Martin sarcastically replies, "Dooo you think sooooo?"
Posted on 2/22/10 at 9:31 am to Cdawg
I just watched it last night for the first time, can't believe it took me this long. Damn was John Candy funny.
Posted on 2/22/10 at 9:47 am to Rickety Cricket
When they run between the 2 semis and John Candy turns into the devil, I just 
Posted on 2/22/10 at 10:29 am to brazentits
one of my all time favorite comedies
Posted on 2/22/10 at 11:02 am to Feed Me Popeyes
I had never seen a man picked up by his testicles before!
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