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re: Official: Jersey Shore Season 5 thread

Posted on 2/29/12 at 11:09 am to
Posted by TigerCub
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Posted on 2/29/12 at 11:09 am to
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Is it Jionni's (didn't click the article)?


Supposedly.
Posted by Escobar600
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Posted on 2/29/12 at 11:23 am to
she'll probably kill it with all her alcohol consumption.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 3/5/12 at 7:09 pm to
just watched this past weeks episode.

ronni and sammi are fricking non existant.

jwoww is still nothing without her tits.

snooki is snooki.

deanna is pathetic and was annoying as frick with that new guy

pauly d and vinny should just frick and get it over with. vinny thinks he is hot shite and its really terrible.

mike's never ending attempt to get the whole Unit to out Snooki in front of Gianni is getting out of control. MTV must be pushing him to do it.

Posted by etm512
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Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 7:47 am to
God this show is supreme dogshit now. Just watched last week's episode last night and what a waste of time. I really have no clue why I watch this anymore. Congrats, Mike. You told the midget something he has known for a year if he has a TV to watch his girlfriend's show on. Somebody please kill Deena.

At least tonight is the end of this season.
Posted by Escobar600
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 8:30 am to
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At least tonight is the end of this season.



I haven't watched the last four episodes. In fact, I've found that I can't even have the show on in the background because those fat midget count Deena and Snooki's voices irritate me to no end.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 8:38 am to
They are beyond awful. This past week you missed Deena get all excited to go out with that guy Joey, then have everyone talk her out of it, then when he shows up everyone was a complete dick to him and said she was sick and couldn't go. And this dude did absolutely nothing to deserve that treatment.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 8:41 am to
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This past week you missed Deena get all excited to go out with that guy Joey, then have everyone talk her out of it, then when he shows up everyone was a complete dick to him and said she was sick and couldn't go. And this dude did absolutely nothing to deserve that treatment.

Yeah that was bullshite. All she wants is some dick. Sure, she lkes the dude, but she kinda already knows what's up in that he may just wanna hit it. And she kinda feels the same. Not sure why everyone has to shite all over her only chance to score some penis.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 9:06 am to
Maybe they really felt bad for him

And JWow's "why don't you offer to bring her some soup or something" BS was beyond retarded
Posted by TigerCub
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 9:17 am to
I'm still watching it but I really have no idea why anymore. I sure hope this is the last season with these people.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 9:37 am to
Nope. Another one this summer apparently. It won't have Snooki which is a plus because she is pregnant (which is a negative for all of mankind).
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 9:50 pm to
Aight, so I'm trying to watch this last episode.

What the frick is MIke saying about Deena's sister? I want to think it's she's a "swallower," but I doubt seriously people would react like that to a chick that swallows. Also, Snooki said something about "piss and shite." What the frick do they keep saying?

Also, Mike must've touched his nose ten times when he was talking to Snooki. His coke addiction has to be out of control at this point.

And Deena's sister isn't terribly attractive, but she is ten times hotter than Deena.
This post was edited on 3/15/12 at 9:52 pm
Posted by Escobar600
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 9:57 pm to
Deena's sister looks nothing like her. IWHI. Mike displays classic cokehead mannerisms. A drunk doesn't act as hyper as he does.
Posted by skullhawk
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 10:59 pm to
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What the frick is MIke saying about Deena's sister? I want to think it's she's a "swallower," but I doubt seriously people would react like that to a chick that swallows. Also, Snooki said something about "piss and shite." What the frick do they keep saying?


A squirter maybe? It was hard to decipher with those idiots.
This post was edited on 3/15/12 at 11:00 pm
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/15/12 at 11:06 pm to
Yes squirter
Posted by TheChiefHasArrived
Member since Dec 2011
726 posts
Posted on 3/15/12 at 11:10 pm to
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Yes squirter


Which is why he called her "The Goddess of water." Actually pretty funny. On another note, if Sitch's brother and Deena's sister have a child, the thing would be too ugly to function in a society.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 6:25 am to
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Mike displays classic cokehead mannerisms. A drunk doesn't act as hyper as he does.



thinking the same thing when watching it last night....the scene when deena "confronted" him he was on something
This post was edited on 3/16/12 at 6:26 am
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 6:28 am to
definitely a squirter

Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 8:25 am to
didnt they mention this season or last season something about deena or maybe her sister tossing salad?
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