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re: Official: Jersey Shore Season 5 thread
Posted on 1/12/12 at 9:04 pm to poncho villa
Posted on 1/12/12 at 9:04 pm to poncho villa
Lulz at them freaking out over rain. Stupid guidos worried their spray tan will wash off.
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 9:14 pm to jclem11
Clinical Anxiety= mommas boy
Posted on 1/12/12 at 9:19 pm to wildtigercat93
jesus Paulie destroyed his face with tanning. That looks dangerous.
Posted on 1/12/12 at 9:21 pm to Escobar600
You would think these guidos would know better. They should be tanning pros with as much practice as they get...
Posted on 1/12/12 at 9:28 pm to Escobar600
Nice infomorcial vin
Posted on 1/12/12 at 9:31 pm to poncho villa
bitch is jacking his chainPosted on 1/12/12 at 9:46 pm to Walt OReilly
Vinny's acting like hes on Parris Island. What a pussy.
Posted on 1/12/12 at 10:32 pm to Escobar600
"I did all I could, I'm a fighter"
Dude you miss your mom that lives like a city over. You're a pussy. And get a haircut.
Dude you miss your mom that lives like a city over. You're a pussy. And get a haircut.
Posted on 1/12/12 at 10:58 pm to TheChiefHasArrived
I would ride that Ryder chick all over Jersey if you know what I mean. Seems as if most have already 
Posted on 1/13/12 at 12:46 am to TheChiefHasArrived
Vinny was such a fig this episode, I hope he stays gone and the Unit takes his place.
That would actually change the whole show, since right now mike is all alone and pauly and vinnie are like good friends/ wingmen. That would give Mike a close friend / wingman and make the show atleast somewhat different.
They need some sort of change if the show is going to last... Ronnie, sam, and Jwoww fade into the background more and more each episode. I hardly ever see them anymore but I'm not necessarily complaining b/c ron and sam are annoying as shite and Jwoww is starting to look and sound like an old woman.
-Mike hangs out by himself
-Deena is annoying as shite and gets on my nerves falling down all the time and saying "do sex"
-snooki is just as annoying and another sloppy drunk
-Pauly is good for a laugh every now and then but now he's basically resulted to constantly repeating "that's the best day of my life"... he doesn't seem to be coming up with any new funny stuff to say
-Vinnie is a little fig that has to go home to see his mom. I mean shite a season of this show is filmed over maybe a month or less. He can't wait a couple of weeks to see her?
That would actually change the whole show, since right now mike is all alone and pauly and vinnie are like good friends/ wingmen. That would give Mike a close friend / wingman and make the show atleast somewhat different.
They need some sort of change if the show is going to last... Ronnie, sam, and Jwoww fade into the background more and more each episode. I hardly ever see them anymore but I'm not necessarily complaining b/c ron and sam are annoying as shite and Jwoww is starting to look and sound like an old woman.
-Mike hangs out by himself
-Deena is annoying as shite and gets on my nerves falling down all the time and saying "do sex"
-snooki is just as annoying and another sloppy drunk
-Pauly is good for a laugh every now and then but now he's basically resulted to constantly repeating "that's the best day of my life"... he doesn't seem to be coming up with any new funny stuff to say
-Vinnie is a little fig that has to go home to see his mom. I mean shite a season of this show is filmed over maybe a month or less. He can't wait a couple of weeks to see her?
Posted on 1/13/12 at 12:54 am to umrebel2009
I think "Unit" should join the cast. That has D-R-A-M-A spelled all over that one if that would happen.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 8:32 am to Make It Rayne
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I think "Unit" should join the cast.
And they should rig it so Mike, the Unit and Snooki are forced to room together.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 9:31 am to Cash
May have been discussed before:
What is the Over/Under on the crazy tee shirt/stalker chick coming back for Pauly D now that they are back at the shore?
What is the Over/Under on the crazy tee shirt/stalker chick coming back for Pauly D now that they are back at the shore?
Posted on 1/13/12 at 10:32 am to Escobar600
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Ryder has fantastic legs.
Understatement of the year!
Posted on 1/14/12 at 12:59 pm to FootballNostradamus
why did i watch the first two episodes last night? 
Posted on 1/14/12 at 1:50 pm to Deactived
My thoughts on this past episode..
Vinny, you suck. Bad. Go the frick home. You will not be missed.
Pauly is a good dude, and seems like a really good friend. It was kinda funny how sad he was getting helping Vinny pack.
Ron and Sam = minimal screen time. Always a plus.
Deena sucks as usual, and who keeps telling her that using 6 pounds of makeup is a good idea?
Snooki's act is tired and stupid. Jionni is a fricking idiot for being with her...clearly he hates babysitting fall-over drunk people (and for good reason; they suck), but that's the only thing Snooki does. So why continue torturing yourself, hoss?
Sitch prides himself too much on banging a drunk whore (Snooks). But his frick buddy was pretty nice looking, I'll give him that.
Jwoww...are you even alive? Like someone said, she has faded away almost completely. Although I look forward to the Roger drama later on.
Overall, not a great episode, but not as bad as it could've been. If Vinny stays gone, I will be happy and I think the show will pick up..especially if they replace him. Episode loses obvious points for no Unit appearance though.
Vinny, you suck. Bad. Go the frick home. You will not be missed.
Pauly is a good dude, and seems like a really good friend. It was kinda funny how sad he was getting helping Vinny pack.
Ron and Sam = minimal screen time. Always a plus.
Deena sucks as usual, and who keeps telling her that using 6 pounds of makeup is a good idea?
Snooki's act is tired and stupid. Jionni is a fricking idiot for being with her...clearly he hates babysitting fall-over drunk people (and for good reason; they suck), but that's the only thing Snooki does. So why continue torturing yourself, hoss?
Sitch prides himself too much on banging a drunk whore (Snooks). But his frick buddy was pretty nice looking, I'll give him that.
Jwoww...are you even alive? Like someone said, she has faded away almost completely. Although I look forward to the Roger drama later on.
Overall, not a great episode, but not as bad as it could've been. If Vinny stays gone, I will be happy and I think the show will pick up..especially if they replace him. Episode loses obvious points for no Unit appearance though.
Posted on 1/14/12 at 2:27 pm to CocomoLSU
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Vinny, you suck. Bad. Go the frick home. You will not be missed.
Pauly is a good dude, and seems like a really good friend. It was kinda funny how sad he was getting helping Vinny pack.
Ron and Sam = minimal screen time. Always a plus.
Deena sucks as usual, and who keeps telling her that using 6 pounds of makeup is a good idea?
Snooki's act is tired and stupid. Jionni is a fricking idiot for being with her...clearly he hates babysitting fall-over drunk people (and for good reason; they suck), but that's the only thing Snooki does. So why continue torturing yourself, hoss?
Sitch prides himself too much on banging a drunk whore (Snooks). But his frick buddy was pretty nice looking, I'll give him that.
completely agree.
god vinny was being such a little bitch. doesnt his family live less than an hour away? i swear that guy needs his mom to wipe his arse. although he will probably be back in a few episodes after he cries on his moms shoulder a few episodes.
it seemed clear that the whole show was not wanted at all in italy. its funny because they all were excited to go to the "motherland" and then they couldnt wait to leave. isnt vinny the only person that has an italian family?
yea i dont get why sitch is so obsessed that he banged snooki. wow you banged a short oompa lumpa girl who tries to be a whore so bad its sickening. he has really fallen off as the alpha male. i think he really takes the whole crew not liking him to heart. i dont know if he really thinks theyre his friends or if deep down he is a big pussy.
snooki n deena. they strike me as 2 girls in high school that just discovered alcohol and thinks its cool to just get shitfaced fall down drunk and act like complete skanks. snookis bf is a complete tool. situation was basically clowning on him at the bar. buying drinks for a dude that was fricking your girl behind your back
the unit (was that what he was called?) needs to be on the show. tell vinny to stay home and replace him with unit. he seems to be so over the top jersey guido that he could change up the pace of the show. him and mike would team up and go out and get pussy together. i think pauly would eventually join the two. MUP > MVP easily
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Jwoww...are you even alive? Like someone said, she has faded away almost completely. Although I look forward to the Roger drama later on.
yea jwoww is nothing but a pair of tits to look at. she is basically non existent in the show.
what drama does she have with roger coming up?
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If Vinny stays gone, I will be happy and I think the show will pick up..especially if they replace him. Episode loses obvious points for no Unit appearance though.
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Posted on 1/14/12 at 2:42 pm to Deactived
I saw Unit in the season previews during the big bar fight, so he'll definitely be around.
Posted on 1/14/12 at 2:52 pm to Deactived
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yea jwoww is nothing but a pair of tits to look at. she is basically non existent in the show.
When you think about it, youll realize shes been usless the entire time. Last intresting thing she did was almost hook up with Pauly.
She needs to be single and hooking up for her to not suck so bad.
Jersey Shore should really just be the Pauly D show becUse hes the only decent guy on here. Sitch usedto be cool, but he became so coked out and an attention whore its sad to see. All Snooki does is cry and make me want to break my TV (last season was ruined by this), if you give Ron and Sam any attention theyll explode and start arguing (Miami was ruined by this), and Vinny just plain sucks.
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