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re: No thread about Teen Whores 2?

Posted on 2/2/11 at 7:54 am to
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 2/2/11 at 7:54 am to
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Nothing says redneck like moving into the double wide with your baby daddy.




I don't think I was a double wide, but water front property aint cheap bruh
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5106 posts
Posted on 2/2/11 at 9:15 am to
I can't remember which one it is but the one that is living in the house paid for by her dad with her kid and her best friend.

First of all..The best friend is hot but only at certain angles. Secondly, if I was the dad, I'd be like...If that fricker moves in here and/or you get back together with him, your free house is over. I love the fact that she can run to daddy when she needs a real man. What a stupid, stupid girl.

Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41124 posts
Posted on 2/2/11 at 9:28 am to
Im upset we didnt get to see Janelle's mom's reaction to Keifer... That crazy loon cracks me up when she gets excited and mad.

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First of all..The best friend is hot but only at certain angles


That chick is hot at every angle IMO
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37606 posts
Posted on 2/4/11 at 10:40 pm to
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Keifer is a winner, he can walk into any restaurant and get a job


Dude has a heck of a resume and no one can line cook like him.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81482 posts
Posted on 2/4/11 at 10:47 pm to
he shut Janelle's mom down quick with his hypothetical employment abilities.

The WV couple's new house and driveway were sweet and it nice to see the mom's perm up close.

Miguel Angel Torres' baby mom thought she was going to just tell the lady at the counter at her school that she can't pay for school so i'll be going for free. Are student loans not available in New Mexico?
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12073 posts
Posted on 2/5/11 at 12:28 am to
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Miguel Angel Torres' baby mom thought she was going to just tell the lady at the counter at her school that she can't pay for school so i'll be going for free.


Yeah I forgot to mention that one. She walked up to the payment window: Lady- Can I help you? Retard Mom- I need to pay my bill. Lady- Oh ok how much money can you pay? Retard Mom- Zero

Why waste the gas money driving up to school?
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
66740 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 10:12 pm to
Good to see Piggy2 getting back together with Joe. Those two are still like 12 year olds. They need a damn chore board. Jo taking the kid to Jersey bc he back talked his dad. He's dead set on living in Jersey. He's probably been watching the shore and is ready to hit up the clubs with MVP. I'm sure she could go back home. WTF. Jo's parents aren't mad at her.

Janelle continues to be a train wreck. Her voice overs are just terrible. Big shock she didn't make enough money at her waitress job. You know she's paying for her dates with the bf who is the real life equivalent of Sponge Bob Squarepants at the local fast food joints. Nice to see her mom coaching her beforehand on how to frick with the financial aid system. Lolz at Janelle saying she provides 50% of support for her kid. I like the bed sheet curtains in her boyfriends house. Her mom's speech is entertaining as hell when she gets going, and she's a female Don Vito as has been mentioned before. How dare Janelle ask for a damn 1040 form! And of course Janelle can't show up on time again for the one day of the week she has to babysit. Nice to see them taking after Amber with the mattress on the floor. I love how her room at home is painted like it was when she was 10 years old.

The hillbillies seem normal for the most part besides that awful perm. That chick could be legit without it. She obviously got that hideous thing from her mom.

Chelsea's friend Megan continues to look hot. Her dad should take her off the bankroll, and stop supporting her retardedness. They way she talks reminds me of Farrah. What a legit list of rules she gave Adam, but I can't wait until he bangs the roommate. Glad to see the SD Padres hat make another appearance. At least Chelsea is trying to spread out the disappointment for dad. Hopefully she finds the time to study for her online PE class. Must be tough.
This post was edited on 2/8/11 at 10:15 pm
Posted by saintsfan22
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 2/8/11 at 10:17 pm to
Leah's friend Regan =

Got to feel bad for Janelle even though she is a complete shitbag of a mom her mom is insane. She makes Farrah's mom seem incredibly normal by comparison.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81482 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 10:29 pm to
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Her mom's speech is entertaining as hell when she gets going. She's a female Don Vito as has been mentioned before.


Corey the WV twin dad is something special too when he gets riled up. He starts going 100mph, every sentence is a triple negative "i done dont got none" and its awesome when you have to be subtitled speaking English.

When Chelsea gave Adam the "rules" he was like "uh hmmmp" to everything as in frick no i'm not and she was just like ok as long as you frick me. Dude is only there for a free place to play xbox all day while eating the groceries bought with her dad's money and to catch the MTV paychecks once they start flowing.

Joe's hot head is awesome. He can't stop having a blow up in any convo. I wonder how far Newark is from where they live. I'm sure he can just go into any office and repair their copiers though just like Janelle's man can do in any diner kitchen.

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Janelle continues to be a train wreck. Her voice overs are just terrible


the "i can't believe my mom is trying to prevent me from getting financial aid so i can make something of myself at college" voice over was top notch. Her monologues about how horrible her upbringing was to the boyfriend that are really only said for the camera's sake though are even better and we got like 3 of those tonight. Nobody hugs me and nobody tells me that I'm not a whore. But dont worry baby cause the past is history, the future's a mystery and now is a gift thats why they call it the present.

Keefer was cool with his casual "yo mom's a douche" line. But even he wanted NOTHING to do with the scene stealer aka Janelle's mom's bf either. That dude's 65 and he had to leave what he was doing to watch his gf's whore daughter's baby because she is too much of a druggie whore to show up for her 5 hours of babysitting a week for her own kid. Dude was pissed and Janelle and Keefer knew not to even say one word to that motherfricker or else they'd get shanked by an ex con with a tennis elbow brace on. He needs more airtime as he is an older, reformed Butch Baltierra if I do say so myself.

And after this show i realized my three favorite things are PINK PINK and PINK. written in blue of course.
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
66740 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 10:32 pm to
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Joe's hot head is awesome. He can't stop having a blow up in any convo. I wonder how far Newark is from where they live. I'm sure he can just go into any office and repair their copiers though just like Janelle's man can do in any diner kitchen


I think piggy2 said it was like 2 hours away. I bet Newark offers more opportunities for his chosen profession.

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the "i can't believe my mom is trying to prevent me from getting financial aid so i can make something of myself at college" voice over was top notch.


Its not just the content of them. It is the way she talks. fricking annoying as hell.
This post was edited on 2/8/11 at 10:36 pm
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 10:42 pm to
Almost done with this episode...
The dinner scene @ Cory and Leahs was awkward...the mom was almost trying to start a fight...why would she want to ruin the classy Chinese take out food meal. I mean did you see the effort Cory put into finding the forks? And she wants to bring up nonsense

Glad Adam is keeping his streak of never wearing a normal shirt alive. I only wish that they would haev a episode where he could wear his shirts and Padres hat while Ryan works on his 4wheelers in his Fox hat a few feet away. My tv would prob. go out.

Keefer is just money...not only is he the best damn line cook in the state..he knows not to actually work with Janelle doesn't mooch off him...he's making her use that MTV money on him before he shows off how many burgers he can cook at once. "Your moms is a douche" was a nice double.

You can see in Joes dad that Piggy being in the house as long as she has been was not what he was expecting...he has probably had a 2nd game room in his mind for awhile...and not only is he not able to do it....a whiny bitch is the reason he can't. And I wish they would show ole boy that she was in a relationship with at work again...to get his take on all of this.
btw..Piggys friend she stayed the night with...she was gritting her teeth so hard when she said "well you're welcome here anytime"

Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81482 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 10:55 pm to
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The dinner scene @ Cory and Leahs was awkward...the mom was almost trying to start a fight


she definitely was and Corey and Leah are so trashy that they both fell for it hard. No, bitch you dont done do no done helping me.

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Glad Adam is keeping his streak of never wearing a normal shirt alive. I only wish that they would haev a episode where he could wear his shirts and Padres hat while Ryan works on his 4wheelers in his Fox hat a few feet away. My tv would prob. go out.




Posted by TigerCub
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Member since May 2006
22263 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 11:04 pm to
This season is good but I miss me some Farrah, Amber, Butch and Ape. I sure hope they are still filming some more stuff with that group.
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
66740 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 11:05 pm to
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This season is good but I miss me some Farrah, Amber, Butch and Ape. I sure hope they are still filming some more stuff with that group.



They are.

And yes. That group is much better, but we need to give Adam and Jo time to set up more entertainment.

As well as Janelles step dad with the bulging vein.

Apparently Maci got herself some +2s as well.
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 11:17 pm to
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That dude's 65 and he had to leave what he was doing to watch his gf's whore daughter's baby because she is too much of a druggie whore to show up for her 5 hours of babysitting a week for her own kid. Dude was pissed and Janelle and Keefer knew not to even say one word to that motherfricker or else they'd get shanked by an ex con with a tennis elbow brace on. He needs more airtime as he is an older, reformed Butch Baltierra if I do say so myself.


Wow...I could not think of a better scene description...that was nailed
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
87277 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 11:18 pm to
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Keefer is just money


"Well, the past is history and the future is a mystery and now is a gift that's why they call it the present"

Posted by ipodking
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 2/8/11 at 11:19 pm to
Leah's dad was a beast
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 11:21 pm to
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Leah's dad was a beast

When he spoke...the table listened.
Ya got um so motherly duties to help out with
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81482 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 11:37 pm to
I'm pretty sure he's just step dad. I even dare say he looks younger than the mom. Not quite as cool as Gary's mom and step dad but at least its something. Mom is so jealous that Leah is rocking her same perm in a lower weight class.

Also, Leah looked to have a nice car and corey has the newish jacked up 4 wheel drive toy that i'm sure he's poured money into but yet they rent a $50/month condemned trailer to live in? White trash priorities.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12073 posts
Posted on 2/9/11 at 1:56 pm to
Does Leah only perm that shite up when she goes to see her mom? Like she doesn't want to disappoint her by letting her know she straightens her hair? And now that she's back together with Corey you can tell she's already starting to get pissed and annoyed. How long til she goes back and fricks her ex again?

Jo's baby momma may actually be the dumbest on this whole cast, which is saying a lot. "How does mommy tell daddy that she wants to live on her own?" It doesn't fricking matter because you don't have any money.

Jenelle continues to be awesome. I was starting to think Keefer only had 1 shirt but he broke out a second one towards the end of the episode. And why is she so upset about not getting the right financial aide forms for college? She's got stripper for life written all over her and that doesn't require any community college classes.

Who'd I leave out, oh the one with the hot roommate. I'd do fart porn with that girl. Nothing really interesting going on here until the baby daddy sucks up again.
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