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Movie conversations sound fake because nobody ever says "umm" or "uh"

Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:05 pm
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:05 pm
It would sound much more realistic if they.. uh.. talked like most people do in real life. People.. uh.. you know... don't speak like written text.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98152 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:06 pm to
And if nobody ever answered the door on the first knock or the phone on the first ring.
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17690 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:06 pm to
wrong board
no one cares
go frick yourself
die in a fire


did I miss anything?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:06 pm to
Movie and TV board? Alrighty.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164082 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:09 pm to
uhhh who cares
Posted by Dooshay
CEBA
Member since Jun 2011
29879 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:09 pm to
movies would then be like 6 hours long

f that
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62741 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:11 pm to
Ain't nobody gotb time for ummms and uhs.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:12 pm to
All people do not speak like morons.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

All people do not speak like morons.
Yeah, well you know...that's just..like... your opinon, man.
This post was edited on 10/14/13 at 11:18 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:54 pm to
People who know how to speak don't say "umm" or "uh".
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 10/14/13 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

It would sound much more realistic if they.. uh.. talked like most people do in real life. People.. uh.. you know... don't speak like written text.


Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park says you're wrong
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 1:26 am to
I'm not saying it's never been done.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27230 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 1:32 am to
Also, nobody ever gets tongue tied unless it's for the purpose of a joke.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46184 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 1:51 am to
People don't usually say uhh or umm in the middle of their sentences. Plus if movies were 100% realistic, nobody would watch them.
Posted by GonePecan
Southeast of disorder
Member since Feb 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 5:19 am to
quote:

People who know how to speak don't say "umm" or "uh".

Les miles and Obama say hello.
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 6:04 am to
The Coehn brother's wrote every single "um" and "uh" in the Big Lebowski script. None of that was improv.
Posted by NOTORlOUSD
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2010
5051 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 6:32 am to
In movies and TV shows, no one says "goodbye" on the phone. They usually just end the conversation and hang up.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141737 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 7:32 am to
1) Having actors talk at the same time and pause, stutter and stumble over words tends to slow down a film's pacing -- not the main goal for studios that want fast-moving, audience-pleasing movies. Altman and Cassavetes experimented with the technique and I'm sure some indie movies do it today, but they are never blockbusters.

2) Actors stuttering and interrupting each other also makes editing a film's soundtrack much more complicated (and therefore expensive). In Psycho Hitchcock had Anthony Perkins and Martin Balsam frequently interrupt each other, and Perkins stutter, when the detective interrogates Norman Bates (to illustrate Norman's nervousness). Some great takes resulted, but they took a long time to edit and added to the film's modest budget. Supposedly some takes that seemed great on the set could not be used because of soundtrack problems.

Hitchcock described drama as "life with the dull bits taken out". Truly realistic speech is never very dramatic.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2206 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 11:01 am to
Or the actors sneezed, burped or farted as regular people do, right?
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 11:02 am to
This has been a criticism I've given to Kevin Smith's movies. A lot of intelligent, specific, particular dialogue with absolutely no errors, ever. It bothers the shite out of me.
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