re: Most Quoted Movie

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I thought the point of the thread was to try and decide the most quoted movie of the last 20 years, not determine the most quotable movie.

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MacGruber: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight. Frank Korver: You're looking pretty good yourself. MacGruber: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans. Frank Korver: You and your dick comments. MacGruber: It's fun to say them. Frank Korver: It's fun to hear them. MacGruber: That's why I say them. Frank Korver: And that's why I listen. MacGruber: [begging for Piper to join team] Don't make me beg here, because I will do it. I am so sorry, I am so goddamn sorry! Look I'm freaking out here! I killed them! I killed them all! I'm so fricking stupid! I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me! [long silence] MacGruber: I will suck your dick, I will suck your fricking dick, just join my team. I'll suck your dick, you can frick me, you can get fricked by me. You can watch me frick something? Just point at something in the room and I'll frick it for you! Just tell me what you want me to frick! Lt. Dixon Piper: Jesus Christ, MacGruber! MacGruber: Just tell me what you want me to frick! Col. James Faith: They were nice funerals. MacGruber: Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies? Col. James Faith: Very touching. I might have cut back on the F-words a little. MacGruber: Well, they were fricking great guys. And this is a fricking a-hole of a day. Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife? MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me. Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up. MacGruber: Thanks. MacGruber: Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the frick cares. MacGruber: I've got a better idea: no fricking way. Dieter Von Cunth: You punch like a little girl. MacGruber: Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl. 'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna cut off your dick and... Dieter Von Cunth: Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record! MacGruber: The only record I'm gonna break is the "amount of your own dick in your mouth" record. MacGruber: Macgrubie don't play like homie, and homie don't play like that. MacGruber: Relax Vicki this is just like Nicaragua... Vicki St. Elmo: I got shot in Nicaragua! MacGruber: This is nothing like Nicaragua. Vicki St. Elmo: I thought you were dead. MacGruber: So did I, but I'm not. MacGruber: Okay, so once we take out the guards, Vicki will walk in dressed as Hoss, and then we'll just, you know, see what happens. You ready? Lt. Dixon Piper: Wait. Wait, so we're just gonna wing it? MacGruber: Piper, there's a big difference between winging it and seeing what happens. Now let's see what happens. Lt. Dixon Piper: What is the plan? MacGruber: Well, I kind of make it up as I go. Lt. Dixon Piper: That's not really a plan then. MacGruber: Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans. And I'm not good with clues. What I am good with is kicking arse and ripping throats. Lt. Dixon Piper: The Legendary MacGruber. Former Navy SEAL, Army Ranger and Green Beret. Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia, three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone. Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts, three Congressional Medals of Honor, seven Presidential Medals of Bravery and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso. MacGruber: That was a long time ago. Vicki St. Elmo: Where were you? MacGruber: Sorry, I just took an upper decker in the bathroom. Vicki St. Elmo: A what? MacGruber: An upper decker, its when you take a dump in the water tank instead of bowl, never mind. MacGruber: You're loco, man! Subtitles: "You're crazy, man!" MacGruber: Classic MacGruber! MacGruber: How's your nose, rookie? Lt. Dixon Piper: It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina. MacGruber: So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could frick butts. MacGruber: Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First I'm gonna kick you in the chin, breaking your jaw in four places. I'm gonna take you and karate flip you over my back, and then knee your nose into your brain, killing you instantly. I do wanna get a throat rip in here. I think that's gonna be you, small fry. One thing I do know, at the end of the day, Cunth, I'm gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth. And that is non-negotiable. Who's first? MacGruber: That was great! That was frickin' tits! Dieter Von Cunth: Weak! MacGruber: Your god can't save you, but I can. MacGruber: My name is MacGruber, Remember... that... NAME! [He throws the microphone into the glass window, smashing it and scaring the audience]

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Austin Powers turns 21 this year.

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