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re: Man, I'd kind of forgotten just how cheesy Roadhouse can be
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:30 am to Kingwood Tiger
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:30 am to Kingwood Tiger
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“Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
This is quite possibly one of the most awesome things I have ever read.
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:31 am to White Roach
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Dalton was his back name. Front name James.
May bad. I corrected it.
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Dalton's deal to work the Double Deuce was "$5,000 up front, $500 per night and you pay all medical bills.
So how long of a time period did the movie entail? If it was a month, then he would've made around $19,000 (not counting the medical expences). That's a pretty good paycheck. I wonder if he paid taxes on it.
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Per his medical record file that he carries with him (detailing 31 broken bones, 2 bullet wounds, 9 stab wounds, and 4 stainless steel screws)
Well, you don't become the most famous bouncer in the business without a few scrapes and scratches.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:44 am to Bamatab
When a man sticks a gun in your face, you only have two choices: you can die, or you can kill the motherfricker (by ripping his throat out with your bare hand).
No worries on the first name or last name thing. I've seen Roadhouse (sadly) about twenty
times and just picked up on the James Dalton thing last night.
No worries on the first name or last name thing. I've seen Roadhouse (sadly) about twenty
times and just picked up on the James Dalton thing last night.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:15 am to White Roach
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(detailing 31 broken bones, 2 bullet wounds, 9 stab wounds, and 4 stainless steel screws)
"That's an estimate, of course."
And it's 9 "puncture wounds."
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:21 am to CocomoLSU
I love this movie so damn much. But it's still a mystery to me as to why it is so popular. 
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:28 am to CocomoLSU
Pain don't hurt.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:37 am to Henry Jones Jr
Massive explosions (what were Red and Emmitt storing in those places?), cheesy martial arts (remember Jimmy twirling the pool cue, beating three guys half to death and then using it to pole vault onto the stage?), bar fights (too numerous to mention), titties (also too numerous to mention) and a monster truck! What's not to like?!?!?
Posted on 2/25/14 at 12:44 pm to White Roach
While this may true.... Aftet watching it last night I realized that Bar Rescue is a spinoff of this movie.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 2:15 pm to WAY2GOLSU
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Aftet watching it last night I realized that Bar Rescue is a spinoff of this movie.
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do not associate dalton with that loser taffer
Posted on 2/25/14 at 2:16 pm to Methuselah
::Spoiler::
Even though all of you has seen it. Still trying to figure out how Swayze was able to rip that guys' heart out from his chest with his bare hands. Temple of the Doom style like it was nothing!
Even though all of you has seen it. Still trying to figure out how Swayze was able to rip that guys' heart out from his chest with his bare hands. Temple of the Doom style like it was nothing!
Posted on 2/25/14 at 2:18 pm to lsutigerfan1976
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Still trying to figure out how Swayze was able to rip that guys' heart out from his chest with his bare hands.
Wait, what? His heart....?
Posted on 2/25/14 at 2:21 pm to lsutigerfan1976
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Still trying to figure out how Swayze was able to rip that guys' heart out from his chest with his bare hands. Temple of the Doom style like it was nothing!
Not sure if serious
Have you even seen this movie? It's the dudes throat/oesophagus/larynx
Posted on 2/25/14 at 2:31 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
And for good measure:
Can't find a MacGruber one. frick.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 2:36 pm to CocomoLSU
The other thing about Roadhouse that is awesome...Jeff Healey 
Was able to see him play Austin right after this movie came out, in a little bar...it was awesome!
Was able to see him play Austin right after this movie came out, in a little bar...it was awesome! Posted on 2/25/14 at 2:39 pm to Kingwood Tiger
i was a bouncer for 10yrs starting in college and then into my early 30's as a second job..i am a big guy so it was natural for me but i always could tell when i guy watched to much roadhouse when he called me a cooler! and for the record i have 2 puncture wounds, 2 broke ribs, a nasty scar on my upperlip, and 3 missing teeth. but boy do i have some stories
Posted on 2/25/14 at 3:18 pm to Kingwood Tiger
Jeff Healey was a talented guy.
He could be the poster child for a Cancer Sucks campaign. Had to have his eyes removed as an infant or toddler as a result of some type of genetic cancer (which one of his sons also had) and then died at 41 from cancer.
He could be the poster child for a Cancer Sucks campaign. Had to have his eyes removed as an infant or toddler as a result of some type of genetic cancer (which one of his sons also had) and then died at 41 from cancer.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 3:38 pm to CocomoLSU
The double throat rip. 
Posted on 2/25/14 at 5:23 pm to Methuselah
Wow...what a great movie!
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:02 pm to BabyTac
its on again. woot
was thinking about this earlier. when dalton talks to brad on the phone and he flips the coin to see who dies, why doesnt dalton tell doc about it when he goes there to get her. when wade came in the bar, it was assumed that doc was going to get killed. was dalton just like frick it, she dies?
was thinking about this earlier. when dalton talks to brad on the phone and he flips the coin to see who dies, why doesnt dalton tell doc about it when he goes there to get her. when wade came in the bar, it was assumed that doc was going to get killed. was dalton just like frick it, she dies?
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:12 pm to Jim Rockford
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How does a guy with a Jersey accent get to be a crime boss in South Carolina or wherever the frick the DD is located?
Bumping my own post because I really want to know the answer. Or at least a plausible theory.
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