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re: Major Payne

Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:55 am to
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
18859 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:55 am to
"whats yo name tubby?"
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38105 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:57 am to
"What's your name, girly mouth?"
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75936 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:09 am to
The little engine that could is still hilarious to this day.

"I had no other alternative, but to blast my way out...... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Die pigs die! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive! BAM! I saw what you did to my friend! BAM! BAM! BAM!!!"
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115643 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:13 am to
Probably my favorite move as a kid

Even remember doing a "movie review" for it in my fourth grade class.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
18859 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:19 am to
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
18859 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:20 am to
Forgot this one too haha.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25766 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:22 am to
Slip? The only thing Charlie care about is slip your throat.
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38105 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:25 am to
"One tubby, tubby. Two tubby, tubby."

Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
58617 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:31 am to
quote:

"Boy Imma be all over you like white on rice in milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm"


That's my favorite line from the movie
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115643 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:39 am to
TWWWOOOOOO TUBBAY TUBAYYY HEHEHE
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103564 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:46 am to
You think your tears will stop charlie from stickin' his bayonnet in your tiny little heart?
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
20977 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:00 am to
27% on RT...smh.

Always thought Damon Wayans was the funniest out of the Wayans clan. Loved his show with Tisha Campbell.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13594 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Always thought Damon Wayans was the funniest out of the Wayans clan.
Definitely.

And I wore out the VHS Major Payne tape as a kid. I still quote it all the time, especially:

"You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between shite and syphilis. That is where you'll find my sympathy!
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:48 am to
My cousin and I use to watch & quote this one for years.

"Bubba had his knubs kickin like dis here"
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7042 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:31 pm to
pop your titty out his mouth and stop babying him
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
58613 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:44 pm to
"Why don't you pop your titty out the boys mouth AND LET HIM BE A MAN!"
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19096 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:13 pm to
Mr. Pee-body
Posted by GeauxAggie972
Poterbin Residence
Member since Aug 2009
29534 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:22 pm to
Now I know what I'm watching tonight
Posted by TigerSaint1
Member since Apr 2014
1479 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:31 pm to
"What the hell would anybody want with a blind dog?"

"The dogs not blind, I am you idiot"

Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
72571 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:34 pm to
RT is the worst when it comes to comedy

Major Payne is a classic lol
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