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Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:57 am to STLhog
"What's your name, girly mouth?"
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:09 am to The Dude Abides
The little engine that could is still hilarious to this day.
"I had no other alternative, but to blast my way out...... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Die pigs die! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive! BAM! I saw what you did to my friend! BAM! BAM! BAM!!!"
"I had no other alternative, but to blast my way out...... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Die pigs die! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive! BAM! I saw what you did to my friend! BAM! BAM! BAM!!!"
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:13 am to The Dude Abides
Probably my favorite move as a kid
Even remember doing a "movie review" for it in my fourth grade class.
Even remember doing a "movie review" for it in my fourth grade class.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:22 am to The Dude Abides
Slip? The only thing Charlie care about is slip your throat.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:25 am to STLhog
"One tubby, tubby. Two tubby, tubby."


Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:31 am to WG_Dawg
quote:
"Boy Imma be all over you like white on rice in milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm"
That's my favorite line from the movie
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:39 am to abellsujr
TWWWOOOOOO TUBBAY TUBAYYY HEHEHE
Posted on 8/26/15 at 10:46 am to wildtigercat93
You think your tears will stop charlie from stickin' his bayonnet in your tiny little heart?
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:00 am to The Dude Abides
27% on RT...smh.
Always thought Damon Wayans was the funniest out of the Wayans clan. Loved his show with Tisha Campbell.
Always thought Damon Wayans was the funniest out of the Wayans clan. Loved his show with Tisha Campbell.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:08 am to smash williams
quote:Definitely.
Always thought Damon Wayans was the funniest out of the Wayans clan.
And I wore out the VHS Major Payne tape as a kid. I still quote it all the time, especially:
"You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between shite and syphilis. That is where you'll find my sympathy!
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:48 am to The Dude Abides
My cousin and I use to watch & quote this one for years.
"Bubba had his knubs kickin like dis here"
"Bubba had his knubs kickin like dis here"
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:31 pm to Starchild
pop your titty out his mouth and stop babying him
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:44 pm to The Dude Abides
"Why don't you pop your titty out the boys mouth AND LET HIM BE A MAN!"

Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:22 pm to eddieray
Now I know what I'm watching tonight
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:31 pm to The Dude Abides
"What the hell would anybody want with a blind dog?"
"The dogs not blind, I am you idiot"

"The dogs not blind, I am you idiot"
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:34 pm to smash williams
RT is the worst when it comes to comedy
Major Payne is a classic lol
Major Payne is a classic lol
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