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re: Major Payne! Thurrr Yuuus Thurr!

Posted on 7/24/17 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32890 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Major Payne: Heathcoat, you get your fat body up over that wall. Cadet Dotson: Get your fat pork body over that... Major Payne: [to Dotson] You shut up. [to the cadets]
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
19266 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 12:38 pm to
Yone me show ya a lil trick?


Take yo mind off that arm?
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33748 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 12:40 pm to
"You gonna feel a little bit a pressure."

Probably the hardest I laughed in the movie because he's about to break a little kid's finger before that lady stops him.
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6530 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 1:05 pm to
Sense-A-Tive!
Posted by ShootingsBricks4Life
Member since May 2017
2601 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

"You gonna feel a little bit a pressure."

Probably the hardest I laughed in the movie because he's about to break a little kid's finger before that lady stops him.


This part is incredible. I've said it before while cracking my own finger back in place a year ago.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13384 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 1:46 pm to
It's been 2 whole weeks since I killed me a man.
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
14516 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 2:56 pm to
I love the part were he is in jail and the dude goes "Payne you've been out 2 weeks?!" Payne: "sir I had a minor set back".
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16950 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 3:39 pm to
Major Benson Winifred Payne: "General, surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them."

Gen. Decker: "Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all."
Posted by Islandcat
Member since May 2011
302 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 3:42 pm to
"I've been known to cut a lil rug in my day."

Any time I have ever been out and a girl asked me if I wanted to dance I would say that. lol

LINK
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16084 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 3:45 pm to
I'll turn it on every few years when it comes on a station. Absolute gem of a movie and I find myself quoting it way too often.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16950 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 3:46 pm to
Karyn Parsons (Hillary Banks) was so fine in that movie.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 4:33 pm to
One of my all-time favorites.

Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
85287 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 8:28 pm to



I've been know to jokingly put a niece, nephew or a friend's kid in this hold and asked them if they are plotting on me when they try to hug me
This post was edited on 7/24/17 at 9:12 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
23049 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7999 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 8:51 pm to
Wanna ressle
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3535 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:15 pm to
You eyeball me again I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3535 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:21 pm to
Hey Williams, you tell Marlee Matlin's son if he don't get across that rope I'ma hang em with it

Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5416 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 8:49 am to
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