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JW: Fallen Kingdom is worse than Jurassic Park III

Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:37 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:37 pm
Yeah, I said it. I didn't think it was possible, but this movie has ended this series for me.

I'm done, it's over.



Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:43 pm to
Still not as bad as The Lost World though.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:44 pm to
It's worse than the lost world
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:52 pm to
The original Jurassic Park was a legitimately great movie. It had enough to think about, and it brought to life actually seeing dinosaurs like all of us fantasized about when we were kids. It is one of those iconic movie magic films, kind of like The Wizard of Oz.

The first of this reboot, Jurassic World, was pretty stupid. The franchise has just become brainless action monster movies. I can enjoy that too, but it's just a different frame of mind. If you think about it, it's probably the only place that the franchise can go. After the original, I'm not sure how many fresh ideas there are without it devolving into being stupid. The original novelty has already been spent. I'll check out this Fallen Kingdom eventually, but my expectations are pretty low. As long as I get some fun action I'll be satisfied.
This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 6:54 pm
Posted by olemc999
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:57 pm to
I think the movie suffered from having a bad director. Maybe the dude was good in other movies but he was kind of all over the place in this one. Jurassic Park is just becoming the American Godzilla franchise imo.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:58 pm to
I enjoyed the movie.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:59 pm to
JP3 is easily the second best of this series
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

Jurassic Park is just becoming the American Godzilla franchise imo.


Jurassic Park wishes it was Godzilla.
Posted by boXerrumble
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

JP3 is easily the second best of this series


Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:11 pm to
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I enjoyed the movie.



Then you're an idiot
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:11 pm to
I go to see it in 3d cause it's as close as I'll get to seeing real ones.

I don't care about the story.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

JP3 is easily the second best of this series



Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:43 pm to
Rankings:

JP
JW
JP: Lost World
JW2
JP3
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:47 pm to
Its dinosaurs eating people.

Yall need to loosen up and enjoy it.
Posted by CockCommander
Haha
Member since Feb 2014
2897 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:50 pm to
Only Liberals who hate to see animals killed hate JW
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51893 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:52 pm to
And the sad part is that sequence was far less stupid than Alan being able to use 3D printed raptor vocal cords to speak raptor on his first tries.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

Its dinosaurs eating people.

Yall need to loosen up and enjoy it.
I could say some variation of that for anything.

Godfather: it’s just a movie about mobsters

Lord of the Rings: it’s just a movie about walking

Citizen Kane: it’s just a movie about a citizen named Kane

Why can’t people be critical of things?

What movies are appropriate for us to critique?




They are alive, like I am alive.
This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 7:56 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

Its dinosaurs eating people.

Yall need to loosen up and enjoy it.




frick that, I'm tired of this being the go to excuse for shitty Jurassic Park sequels.

Find a new excuse.
This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 7:57 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:57 pm to
Bring back your avatar
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:57 pm to
Don’t know how without photobucket.
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