re: Jersey Shore 2 Season Long Thread

no way thats her dad

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does anyone spend more fricking time in bed than sammi? jesus

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No fricking shite. Literally every time she is on screen, she is either on, in, or about to be in her bed. I don't know why, but that annoys me.

Pretty solid episode last night.

Sitch is just the fricking man. Handling up on Angelina and putting that worthless bitch in her place...concocting the plan for MVP to get laid, even taking care of the hippo and putting her to sleep. I wish he wouldn't have caved and let Angelina eat though. Cuz frick that lazy bitch. People who are constantly on the phone are annoying, as well as people who refuse to pull their weight and clean (and Angelina has a lot of weight to pull).

I love how Sitch runs the house. If he says Angelina can't eat, then everyone runs with it and says she can't eat. When he forgives her and allows her to eat, everyone is on board with that too. Sitch is by far Alpha Dog in Miami in that household. And that red jumpsuit thing was incredible.

Ronnie is such an idiot, but not as much as Sammi. There have been about ten times so far this season where she sorta figures out that Ronnie is fricking her over, and every single time, she looks the other way and plays dumb so she cna keep him around. Hopefully this note will finally push her over the edge. It seems to have so far, but it will likely only be half an episode until she is like "I just love him, ya know..??" and is all on his nuts again.

My hope of all hopes is that Sitch gets up in dem guts in the next episode or two. Next week's previews look like he already starts that groundwork actually.

Jwoww sucks. Has since about 1/3 through season one. She loves to step up and talk shite like she's a good friend, but in reality she's just white trash who likes to fight. When it comes to an actual situation where she can step up and be a good friend and tell Sam, she pusses out for a while, and ends up writing a shitty letter...and then later lies about writing it. As much as Sammi annoys the shite out of me, I actually hope she beats the shite out of Jenni next week.

Schnooks has grown on me, but that being said, I still hate her...just hate her less. Emilio sounds pretty awesome though. I'd love for him to be in the house next season.

Pauly needs to step it up a little. He's always cool as frick, but he needs some more storylines. Like in season one, with that stalker chick. I need me some more Pauly D screen time (and at the forefront, not just riding Sitch's coattails).

Vinny is still so bland. He's cool, but he needs to douche it up more...as evidenced by his new tats and his want to just get pussy (which I'm still not sure is legit). Maybe he can bang the ice cream shop owner's wife or something like in season one.

Ronnie is such a bitch. He tries to act all hard, but then at the same time tries to get Sam back. I lost count of how many times he said "This is your last chance..." last night. What a fricking dumb shite douche. I can't believe people actually liked him in season one, and thought he was a good guy.

Angelina still sucks at life, and needs to be replaced ASAP. Surely the MTV producers aren't stupid enough to bring her back again...

I'd actually like her to be on the show, but only if Sitch hits it, so there's constant tension between Sitch and Ronnie. You saw last night Ronnie even said something like "I wanna know who wrote it...if it was Mike, I'm gonna punch him in the face." You know deep down Ronnie hates the fact that Sammi was digging on Sitch out the gate, and I'm sure Sitch reminds him of that all the time.

And Ronnie sucks, but single/drink Ron (or Sloppy Joe, per Max) is actually entertaining. So I wouldn't mind Ronnie being back, as long as he was fully single and in full creep mode.

one thing i noticed.....i always thought sitch was kind of tall, but when he was walking thru the house with those girls and at some other point, he seemed to be the same height as them, even though i imagine they had heels

i always thought of him as 6'2" or taller for some reason

I think the funniest parts of last night's episode had to be Situation and his quotes/blowing up at Angelina (obviously) and whenever the dudes covered for Ronnie and acted like they had no idea what Ronnie had done at the club and just went straight to flashbacks to completely negate what they had just said. Clever editing is always prevails.

i dont understand the whole quidette persona.

They put all this time into tanning, makeup, nails, boob job, etc and get all dolled up, but they're all so manly when it comes to conflict. They fly off the handle with curse words that would make a sailor proud, they do the ghetto finger pointing and waving, and the NY accents become more pronounced. It's an interesting dichotomy to me

ETA: at least when most southern girls get all dolled up, they play on their femininity and even fake helplessness

If Sitch pounds Sammi, she's gotta stay. She seems like a stage 5 clinger and just sucks the life out of anyone she gets attached to.

Angelina has got to go. She's brought nothing to the season, not even solid drama.

some quick observations/opinions (i'm not reading this whole thread...)

-season one, IMO, was way better than this season at least so far
-the ronnie/sammi shite is boring and reptitive, and thus bringing down the show
-the girl from last night that Sitch fricked...wow she had a great body
-Vinny, WTF dude...Snooks? really? he needs to step it up more like you said...be a creeper and find new chicks
-the chicks in the house, overall, are lame. need to introduce some new blood

i talked with a friend in the club business in ft lauderdale last night

she told me that only a few clubs would let them in (not the crew...the JS "stars"). that's why they're always at the same place

she said pauley is the nicest one, then vinnie.

said ronnie was a dick and sitch was basically how he is

said the girls were all trash (i assume this doesn't include sam, b/c she NEVER gets out of the bed and never goes out)

she also implied they fricked a shite ton more girls than what the show is showing

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she also implied they fricked a shite ton more girls than what the show is showing

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question, what percentage of their success getting laid this season is due to their fame/that their on TV vs their mad game and/or physical attractiveness to females?