It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst.

Mayor : Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.

Frank : Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

Mayor : That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors!

Frank: Nordberg, it's me, Frank. Now, who did this to you?

Det. Nordberg: [Struggling to tell the name of the ship he was attacked on] I... Love... You.

Frank: [Awkwardly] I... love you, too, Nordberg. Who were they?

Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] Ship... boat.

Frank: That's right, Nordberg. A boat. Now, when you're better, we'll go sailing together on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.

Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] No... Drugs...

Frank: Hey, Nurse! Quick! Give this man some drugs! Quick! Can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot quickly!

[nurse administers drugs]

Det. Nordberg: No... no...

[pulls Frank towards him]

Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] Heroin... Heroin, Frank!

Frank: Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.

Lt. Frank Drebin : That's the red light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there.

Captain Ed Hocken : Sex, Frank?

Lt. Frank Drebin : Uh... no, not right now, Ed. We've got work to do.

Hey, look out!

Police! Halt!

Anybody catch the licence plate?

Anybody get a look at the driver?

Take the names of everybody here for questioning.

l've got to get...inside.

"I can't see anything." "Use your open eye Frank."

"And where the hell was I ?"