- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: I miss Norm Macdonald doing news on Saturday Night Live
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:54 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:54 pm to OMLandshark
"Well it's official, murder is now legal in the state of California..."
Perhaps the single greatest line in live television history.
Followed only by:
"Ya know that Hitler, the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him." LINK
Followed by:
" Everybody got blood"
LINK
Followed by every Vince Foster murder joke on Weekend Update:
"The president's a murderer, you didn't know that?" LINK
Perhaps the single greatest line in live television history.
Followed only by:
"Ya know that Hitler, the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him." LINK
Followed by:
" Everybody got blood"
LINK
Followed by every Vince Foster murder joke on Weekend Update:
"The president's a murderer, you didn't know that?" LINK
Posted on 4/15/21 at 9:20 pm to Jack Ruby
Posted on 4/16/21 at 12:54 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Norm on the Dennis Miller show is pretty funny. Norm is the best though.
Posted on 4/16/21 at 9:02 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Norm on The View. The women couldn’t comprehend why he was rambling on instead of telling his stories in a quick manner. He drove them insane. They could not understand that his humor was about the rambling, not the story itself.
Posted on 4/16/21 at 9:13 pm to Jack Ruby
quote:I guess this is from the first show after the OJ verdict, which means it wasn't even the best line in that segment (see my first reply in this thread)
"Well it's official, murder is now legal in the state of California..."
Perhaps the single greatest line in live television history.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 2:47 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Today marks the five-year anniversary of Prince's death. Norm told this joke on Weekend Update, many years ago...
In music news, pop-star Prince has changed his name to an unreadable symbol. He asks that media refer to him as “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.” I will continue to refer to him simply as, “The Fruit.”
In music news, pop-star Prince has changed his name to an unreadable symbol. He asks that media refer to him as “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.” I will continue to refer to him simply as, “The Fruit.”
Popular
Back to top

2







