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Posted on 2/12/18 at 11:53 am
Posted by CubanSaint
Member since May 2013
767 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 11:53 am
What are the boards thoughts on the latest Amy Schumer abortion of a movie? LINK
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35451 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:02 pm to
So it's Shallow Hal if Hal was Gweneth Paltrow.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33923 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:03 pm to
Rita Moreno is rolling in her grave.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:31 pm to
You the fat chick in the group who tries so hard to show she doesn't care that it comes off as pathetic and you can tell she's crying for attention?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141682 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Rita Moreno is rolling in her grave
Natalie Wood. Rita Moreno isn't in that scene.

And Rita is still alive.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 2:27 pm to
Oh look Amy Schumer is making another movie about being a fat slut. Incredible original material from a comedic master.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 2:32 pm to
There's only one role she's suited for, and it involves being hunted by a grizzly sea captain with only one leg and a massive grudge.

Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10578 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 5:04 pm to
She is getting hell from her fellow SJW's and deserves it. I pretty much hate that fat ugly pig after she stabbed Aziz in the back.

Miss Piggy

The comments are hilarious. Here is just one:

quote:

Amy Schumer is blonde, white, able-bodied, femme and yes, thin. She IS society's beauty ideal. So they give her a ponytail and remove her make-up and suddenly she's ugly? Why not just give her glasses or a fatsuit? What is wrong with this world?
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36012 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 5:40 pm to
So she's playing an insane person who is overweight?

That's basically her in real life.

If you like her, you'll like the movie. If you don't like her, don't see it.

Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10376 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 5:47 pm to
She's basically the female Dane Cook. There are about 100 of her or him on every college campus in America.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 7:39 pm to
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She's basically the female Dane Cook.


Dane Cook isn't a wold beater, but his first standup is legitimately funny and he's funny in the right roles.

What has Amy Schumer ever done for you to compare her to Dane Cook?

A better comparison is Carlos Mencia or Larry the Cable Guy.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:05 am to
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What has Amy Schumer ever done for you to compare her to Dane Cook?


The comparison is that they’re both one chord comedians whose entire routines revolve around their drunken sexual conquests and how badass they think they are. It’s a comparison that’s made pretty often.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:52 am to
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It’s a comparison that’s made pretty often.



It's a bullshite comparison. Dane Cook has a funny standup, he's funny in Waiting and Workaholics and a couple other smaller roles.

I'll ask again, can you list the projects Amy Schumer has worked on that are funny?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 9:06 am to
Lots of downvotes in here. Looks like we have a closet Schumer fan in here boys.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33860 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 9:45 am to
I'm not disagreeing but we are acting like he had a bug roll in Waiting here. Did he even have more than ten lines?
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63446 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 9:53 am to
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It's a bullshite comparison. Dane Cook has a funny standup, he's funny in Waiting and Workaholics and a couple other smaller roles.

I'll ask again, can you list the projects Amy Schumer has worked on that are funny?



I've never seen Dane Cook do anything that made me even smile.

quote:

I'll ask again, can you list the projects Amy Schumer has worked on that are funny?



Her series on Comedy Central had a few episodes that were hilarious.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25315 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:08 am to
quote:

She's basically the female Dane Cook.


Not even that.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141682 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:40 am to
quote:

There are about 100 of her or him on every college campus in America
BUT ARE THEY ON THE QUAD???
Posted by John Gotti
Vestavia HIlls, AL
Member since Jul 2013
3370 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:34 am to
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So it's Shallow Hal if Hal was Gweneth Paltrow.


exactly this....she is unoriginal and has always ripped off other people's comedy
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