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re: How rich is Forrest Gump today?

Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:58 am to
Posted by F machine
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:58 am to
Better question is how much money does little Forrest blow on hookers and smack once he finds out his mom was a whore crackhead who died of aids.
Posted by Cap Crunch
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:03 pm to
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I read a few years back that if you invested in Apple the year the movie came out, you would have a solid portfolio right now.

I want to bitch smack my econ teacher for saying investment in google would be silly.. I got in at $325, I could have got in at $115 then.

Apple was about $35-$40 a share when the movie came out in 1994

Its now $423
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:38 pm to
In the second movie, he goes broke. So... He's poor
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:50 pm to
I'm guessing that Forrest was the buy and hold forever type (if he even remembers that he still owns Apple stock) so it's not too unreasonable that he owns about one-half of one percent of outstanding stock (after initially selling to fund his Bayou Batre philanthropy)

That puts him at close to two billion. Of course, Forrest Junior was alleged to be a budding genius (though this could have been bragging on Jenny's part) so he might have either diversified Forrest's portfolio and either greatly multiplied his net worth or stolen everything.

Lt. Dan, on the other hand, jumped full bore into the greatest bull market in history and the initial internet boom so he's worth north of thirty billion and owns his own island somewhere.
This post was edited on 4/7/13 at 1:53 pm
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 3:38 pm to
How didn't Forrest get aids when he f'd Jenny that night in the rain?
Posted by dr smartass phd
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 3:43 pm to
He plays football for the New Orleans Saints, sells encyclopedias door-to-door, works on a pig farm, and helps develop the infamous New Coke. He accidentally crashes the Exxon Valdez, helps destroy the Berlin Wall, and fights in Operation Desert Storm with his friend, an orangutan named Sue (who survived a NASA mission and cannibals, with Gump, in the first book).

He meets many celebrities, including Colonel Oliver North, the Ayatollah Khomeini, John Hinckley, Jim Bakker, Ivan Boesky, Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Tom Hanks (who plays Forrest in the movie).

Throughout the book, Jenny appears to Forrest as a guardian angel, and advises him to "listen to Lieutenant Dan." Lt. Dan frequently mentions a fondness for oysters, and oystering re-vitalizes the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.
Posted by The Easter Bunny
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 4:21 pm to
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How didn't Forrest get aids when he f'd Jenny that night in the rain?


I think the transmission rates from women to men in purely vaginal intercourse is rather low
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33188 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 4:28 pm to
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I'm guessing he is Bama s biggest booster.

He's their smartest graduate
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23281 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 4:32 pm to
Easter bunny you think Forrest didnt piihb? Interesting
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