Hook

Seems like they didn't deserve to be your friend.

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I got drunk a couple weeks ago...watched it...made drunken FB status updates using quotes from the movie and lost 3 friends.

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You must of called one of them a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude




ETA: and Tinkerbell is sexy as hell in that pic

I love that scene...


Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!
Kids: Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that? :no bangarang:
Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Kids: [in unison] Ugh!
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher. :really:
Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor. :getting colder pete:
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter Banning: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!
Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.
Rufio: Rufio! Rufio!
Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.

great movie

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Tinkerbell is sexy as hell in that pic

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Yeah, right now I'm trying to decide how to bang a one inch tall cartoon.

Saw Hook in theaters, only time I ever saw it. Remember liking it when I was ten or something. Based on the quotes in this thread, it doesn't sound like the movie has aged well.

"You are the Pan."

I watched this the other day, still an awesome movie

One of the most unfairly derided movies. Of course, the problem is, the pirates are more compelling characters, especially Smee. But Dustin Hoffman owns that movie.

I loved this growing up.

I would crack up when tootles says "lost lost lost. Ive lost my marbles."