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re: First poster/look at King of the Hill reboot for Hulu

Posted on 5/15/25 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 5/15/25 at 2:16 pm to
I cannot imagine a world where Hank would drink a hard seltzer

Boomhauer though might
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39739 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 2:17 pm to
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I need an episode where they’re all standing around on the fence, drinking hard seltzer and commenting about them


Definitely could be a Kahn episode where he bribes hillbillies with drinks if hey will do something for him. Then gets them seltzers
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33080 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 2:33 pm to
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I cannot imagine a world where Hank would drink a hard seltzer

I’m imagining Bobby bringing them over or something and giving them out. He wouldn’t drink one by choice
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1574 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 2:51 pm to
Kahn won't shut up about his electric car.
With no John Redcorn they should make Nancy an over the top loving wife.
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1574 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 2:59 pm to
Buck should casually mention a Jewish guy he met in Vegas who had a plane and he visited his island.
Joseph definitely works in a vape shop.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128048 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:02 pm to
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Kahn won't shut up about his electric car.



Can definitely see this one.

Dale has to be an RFKJr guy right?
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1574 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:05 pm to
Would Dale trust a northerner? I firmly believe Dale should be a Q guy. I want Dale to casually work conspiracy theories into every conversation the way Walker from The Big Lebowski always came back to a Nam reference.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39739 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:06 pm to
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Dale has to be an RFKJr guy right?


Q if nothing else.
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1574 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:08 pm to
Ted Wasonoson should be a politician at this point and running 9 Rivers with an iron fist.
Peggy needs a Stanley Cup after seeing all the other women with it and then proclaim that she started the trend.
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1574 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:10 pm to
Joe Jack has become non binary.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39739 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:13 pm to
Boomhauer on Tinder
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1574 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:18 pm to
I thought about Boomhauer on Twitter but Family Guy did that with Quagmire.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128048 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:21 pm to
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Boomhauer on Tinder



Bill on Tinder is even better.

They are lining up now for his military pension
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
38521 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:24 pm to
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Man, some of yall took this show way too serious.
We watched it and absorbed what the writers intended...
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
24155 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:36 pm to
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This is the genius of Judge. Hank is the embodiment of the incapable father trope. It is set up from the very beginning when Hank needs a teenage girl to fix his truck. He is a seemingly good-hearted, incredibly naive man who fumbles and bumbles his way through life. While present, he is still a deeply flawed father and oddly jealous of Bobby when he finds anything he is good at. Anyone that wants to argue this watch "Dances With Dogs" first and come back. Hank is a character who is loved for the 30 second redemption scene at the end of episodes. The Texas form of Homer Simpson.



Well that’s just an awful take.
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
24155 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:39 pm to
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With no John Redcorn they should make Nancy an over the top loving wife.


She was starting to become that anyway. I mean she eventually stopped fooling around with Redcorn
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1574 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:40 pm to
Anyone who doesn't love Hank is commie queer whose. daddy touched them.
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
24155 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:42 pm to
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Dale has to be an RFKJr guy right?


Would be funny if Dale was the opposite. So much of a conspiracy theorist that he is convinced they are doing something worse.

“Hank they are removing Red 40 from all foods, what are we going to do”

“What the hell are you talking about Dale, that stuff is poison”.

“Just think Hank… if they are removing Red 40, what could the be replacing it with? What are they replacing it with, Hank!?!??”
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1574 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:57 pm to
Dale could be that guy, "where's the fluoride in our water?"
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39739 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:59 pm to


Yea, Dale having conspiracy theories because his original conspiracy theories came to be true, would be quite funny.
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