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favorite Wayne's World quote?
Posted on 12/23/09 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 12/23/09 at 10:34 pm
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'Thursday — purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is.
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Posted on 12/23/09 at 10:38 pm to Elleshoe
"A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, much less enough to neccessitate an entire rack. What am I going to do...with a gun...rack?"
This post was edited on 12/23/09 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 12/24/09 at 12:16 am to Elleshoe
SCHWING!
Posted on 12/24/09 at 12:28 am to ipodking
"If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."
"Delaware. Hi, we're in Delaware."
I think I've used both over the past couple of days
"Delaware. Hi, we're in Delaware."
I think I've used both over the past couple of days
Posted on 12/24/09 at 1:11 am to Freauxzen
Rough night huh? Everybody's kung fu fighting
Posted on 12/24/09 at 8:31 am to Elleshoe
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Posted on 12/24/09 at 8:37 am to datFNpinto
my woman like me in cologne
Posted on 12/24/09 at 8:40 am to vilma4prez
Greatest monologue in movie history. WW2
Del Preston: So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
Del Preston
Del Preston: So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
Del Preston
Posted on 12/24/09 at 8:54 am to Elleshoe
*pulling out a little Dixie bathroom cup*
If you're gonna spew, spew in this.
If you're gonna spew, spew in this.
Posted on 12/24/09 at 9:24 am to PJinAtl
Wayne: Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, "It's OK, I don't mind, I don't mind"? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
Cassandra: Is that true?
Wayne: Yes, everything except the reading part.
Cassandra: Is that true?
Wayne: Yes, everything except the reading part.
Posted on 12/24/09 at 9:27 am to LSU Coyote
quote:
"A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, much less enough to neccessitate an entire rack."
"Are u mental? we broke up 2 months ago"
Every quote in the movie is funny as hell
This post was edited on 12/24/09 at 9:28 am
Posted on 12/24/09 at 9:33 am to JJ27
quote:
"A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, much less enough to neccessitate an entire rack. What am I going to do...with a gun...rack?"
and...
garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries
and...
no stairway? denied
and...
thanks, i like to play
Posted on 12/24/09 at 10:27 am to Elleshoe
Sha, right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
[holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation. (makes me want a Pepsi)
Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".
Noah Vanderhoff: What?
Wayne Campbell: Exactly.
Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
[holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation. (makes me want a Pepsi)
Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".
Noah Vanderhoff: What?
Wayne Campbell: Exactly.
Posted on 12/24/09 at 10:37 am to Archie Bengal Bunker
now i want to go home and watch wayne's world 
Posted on 12/24/09 at 11:09 am to Aspercel
I never realized it until I watched WW the other day, but Wayne drops a "That's what she said". I wonder what percentage of people who use TWSS these days know it originated with WW and not The Office. I wouldn't have known unless I watched recently. I'd guess probably less than 5%.
Posted on 12/24/09 at 11:31 am to WG_Dawg
quote:
That's what she said".
"are you almost done, I'm tired of holding this thing"
Posted on 12/24/09 at 11:37 am to Freauxzen
quote:
"If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."
woulda went with this...but since it's been taken i'll go with (and totally paraphrasing)
what's the name of the band?
the shitty beatles.
are they any good?
naw they suck.
then it's not just a clever name.
Posted on 12/24/09 at 11:41 am to WG_Dawg
quote:
I never realized it until I watched WW the other day, but Wayne drops a "That's what she said". I wonder what percentage of people who use TWSS these days know it originated with WW and not The Office. I wouldn't have known unless I watched recently. I'd guess probably less than 5%.
TWSS is a really old joke. I think what "The Office" was going for in terms of humor was having a character like Michael use a really lame and old joke excessively. It was funny because it was showing Michael use bad humor. It eventually metamorphosed into something that is actually funny. It'll stop being funny in a year or two though.
Posted on 12/24/09 at 11:53 am to WikiTiger
quote:
It'll stop being funny in a year or two though.
It's already not funny IRL to me. My group of friends say it CONSTANTLY and it's annoying as hell. I mean literally, ANYTHING that could possibly have a TWSS mentioned will. I still like it on the Office though.
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