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re: Does anyone buy that Forrest was the father of Jenny's son?

Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:14 pm to
IMO Jenny is the biggest POS in movie history
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:15 pm to
Yeah, she's a count.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Forrest Gump


His mama liked to throw the P around for things like leg braces and school.

Fitting he married a Ho.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:16 pm to
ok ok

frick
Posted by genro
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:25 pm to
She grew up in a dilapidated shack in backwoods 1950s Alabama with no role model except for an alcoholic, molesting father.

The fact that she got out at all, went to college, ended up involved in the 60s counterculture is pretty amazing. And it's not surprising she eventually wound up on the wrong side of it.
This post was edited on 5/11/14 at 8:26 pm
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:28 pm to
You don't have to defend everything Alabama.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:28 pm to
Oh, Forrest's mother was a whore. By definition.

So there's that.
Posted by Krokodil
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:29 pm to
So since Jenny died of AIDS, does that mean she had them when little Forrest was born and now he has them or did she bang the AIDS infested dill weed after giving birth to little Forrest? Discuss...
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

IMO Jenny is the biggest POS in movie history



She was probably based on the life of your typical baby boomer liberal in Congress today.
Posted by The Easter Bunny
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:36 pm to
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So since Jenny died of AIDS, does that mean she had them when little Forrest was born and now he has them or did she bang the AIDS infested dill weed after giving birth to little Forrest? Discuss...


Do moms always pass HIV to their children?
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:37 pm to
Blonde Sandra Bullock is fine as wine.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:41 pm to
did jenny really die of aids?

i used to own this movie and that was only like 10-12 years ago. damn i have a horrible memory
Posted by genro
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:41 pm to
AIDS treatment improved radically in the 90s. We can assume the end of the movie is set in 1994, the year the movie came out. Jenny may have missed the window on reliable AZT and other treatments, but by the time it manifested in Forrest or Forrest Jr, it had become a much more manageable disease.
Posted by Krokodil
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:50 pm to
Or Big Forrest could have injected Little Forrest with liquified money much like Magic Johnson did.
Posted by 3HourTour
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:51 pm to
I think the end of the movie was actually set on the mid-80s
Posted by MiloDanglers
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:52 pm to
genro has owned this thread
Posted by Rox
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:54 pm to
I was thinking the exact same thing the other day.
Posted by ChewyDante
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

Did Dottie drop the ball on purpose?



Please don't get me started...









































Didn't drop on purpose...
Posted by lake2280
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 10:15 pm to
Hell Forrest was a damn astronaut as well and he was better at chess than ping pong
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

Didn't drop on purpose...
The position held by beta males.
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