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Breaking bad theory: the birthday bacon isn't birthday bacon!
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:37 am
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:37 am
Look closely:
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That's right, what you thought was a "52" was actually a swastika all along bros. "Heisenberg", left with no family other than the white race, has finally decided to join the Neo-nazis. Vince Gilligan outsmarted you yet again!
Need more proof?
Notice, he got up and left as soon as the Mexican waitress starting talking to him. As his hatred of brown people has grown and grown, he has reached the point where now the mere sight of a brown person actually makes him sick to his stomach.
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He also refused her offer of a "free" birthday meal. Why? Because, in the mind of a nazi, whites don't accept handouts. Only "minorities" seek handouts. He doesn't need her "charity."
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So then he gets in his GERMAN vehicle which has a big gun in the trunk...
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And drives back to New Mexico to help his nazi brother Jack build a new Aryan nation.
Oh, and for those of you who were wondering, the ricin is for the jewish bankers who foreclosed on his house.
Heil Heisenberg!
(Edit: If you didn't interpret this as a joke you're seriously challenged)
LINK
That's right, what you thought was a "52" was actually a swastika all along bros. "Heisenberg", left with no family other than the white race, has finally decided to join the Neo-nazis. Vince Gilligan outsmarted you yet again!
Need more proof?
Notice, he got up and left as soon as the Mexican waitress starting talking to him. As his hatred of brown people has grown and grown, he has reached the point where now the mere sight of a brown person actually makes him sick to his stomach.
LINK
He also refused her offer of a "free" birthday meal. Why? Because, in the mind of a nazi, whites don't accept handouts. Only "minorities" seek handouts. He doesn't need her "charity."
LINK
So then he gets in his GERMAN vehicle which has a big gun in the trunk...
LINK
And drives back to New Mexico to help his nazi brother Jack build a new Aryan nation.
Oh, and for those of you who were wondering, the ricin is for the jewish bankers who foreclosed on his house.
Heil Heisenberg!
(Edit: If you didn't interpret this as a joke you're seriously challenged)
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 3:14 pm
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Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:41 am to Bookmaker
more like a mushroom cloud
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:42 am to Bookmaker
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:44 am to Bookmaker
quote:
That's right, what you thought was a "52" was actually a swastika
looks nothing like a swastika and everything like a 52
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:45 am to Bookmaker
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He also refused her offer of a "free" birthday meal. Why? Because, in the mind of a nazi, whites don't accept handouts. Only "minorities" seek handouts. He doesn't need her "charity."
He left her a $100 tip. That is huge at a Denny's
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:45 am to SPEEDY
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looks nothing like a swastika and everything like a 52
You try remembering exactly what a swastika looks like early in the morning before you've had your breakfast!
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:46 am to Bookmaker
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So then he gets in his GERMAN vehicle which has a big gun in the trunk...
Since when are Cadillacs made in Germany? The big gun was in the back of a caddy, his main cars were either Pontiacs or Chryslers.
So much fail..
And the Volvo DL (that was a send back for me, the same make and color of my first car) is made is Sweden, not Germany.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 11:47 am
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:47 am to Napoleon
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He left her a $100 tip. That is huge at a Denny's
Heisenberg is filthy rich and doesn't carry low denomination bills.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:48 am to Napoleon
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And the Volvo DL (that was a send back for me, the same make and color of my first car) is made is Sweden, not Germany.
Scandenavians are still very master-racey. In fact, Sweden was a German ally during WWII! Heil Heisenberg!
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 11:50 am
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:49 am to Bookmaker
you are trying way too hard
Posted on 9/18/13 at 11:50 am to SPEEDY
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you are trying way too hard
I think you're missing the point, Sherlock.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 11:53 am
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:09 pm to Bookmaker
Thanks Larry
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:19 pm to Bookmaker
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So then he gets in his GERMAN vehicle which has a big gun in the trunk...
Volvos are SWEDISH cars, not German.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:25 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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Volvos are SWEDISH cars, not German.
Already addressed and responded to.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 3:12 pm to Bookmaker
Posted on 9/18/13 at 3:21 pm to Bookmaker
No bro, you don't get it. They get the joke, it's just not funny or well thought out.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 3:43 pm to Bookmaker
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You try remembering exactly what a swastika looks like early in the morning before you've had your breakfast!
Posted on 9/18/13 at 4:08 pm to Bookmaker
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Heisenberg is filthy rich and doesn't carry low denomination bills.
Kind of like your average OT poster.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 4:59 pm to Bookmaker
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