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re: best line in Coming to America ?
Posted on 9/19/11 at 3:36 pm to GeauxLSUGeaux
Posted on 9/19/11 at 3:36 pm to GeauxLSUGeaux
Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
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Posted on 9/19/11 at 4:44 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I will be forced to thrash you.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 4:56 pm to Cdawg
Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.
Posted on 9/21/11 at 3:45 pm to Teauxler
quote:
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 9/21/11 at 3:51 pm to Teauxler
As the sax starts up in a slow jazzy tune:
"This is my band Sexual Chocolate. They play so good, don't you agree?"
"This is my band Sexual Chocolate. They play so good, don't you agree?"
Posted on 9/21/11 at 4:21 pm to magildachunks
"Ya rents due Muthafricka, and don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shite"
Posted on 9/21/11 at 4:26 pm to Teauxler
"That boy is good!" "Yeah, good and terrible"
And when they pass the collection plate and Hall puts chicken bones in "Collections N****, collections!" to which Hall responds "Oh Im sorry, I thought it was the trash"
In the barber shop "F you, F you and F you! Who is next?"
And when they pass the collection plate and Hall puts chicken bones in "Collections N****, collections!" to which Hall responds "Oh Im sorry, I thought it was the trash"
In the barber shop "F you, F you and F you! Who is next?"
This post was edited on 9/21/11 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 9/21/11 at 7:33 pm to Teauxler
"Hello Babar".
"That'll be $8".
"That'll be $8".
Posted on 9/21/11 at 7:40 pm to TDTGodfather
quote:
i always love arsenio doing the preacher.
Man..... I just crack up saying those lines when he was the preacher.
"Girl you look so good, somebody should put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"
Posted on 9/21/11 at 7:46 pm to magildachunks
quote:
Sexual Chocolate.
And then he stomps his feet and hollers it.
"SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"
Then just walks off the stage like he's the stuff.
Dammit....
Posted on 9/21/11 at 9:06 pm to la_birdman
"HEY STU, your rent's do motha fricka! Don't be pulling that fallen down the stairs shite on me again. You conscious."
Posted on 9/21/11 at 9:18 pm to OT BALLER STATUS
"Is your apartment humble?"
"Oh yeah. It's a real shithole."
"Oh yeah. It's a real shithole."
Posted on 9/21/11 at 9:20 pm to Teauxler
When you think of garbage... think of Akeem
This post was edited on 9/21/11 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 9/21/11 at 9:23 pm to SG_Geaux
"geez, what is that velvit?"
Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:57 pm to jampat
And when Arsenio is made up like that old guy sitting in the barbershop eating some rice or something....
"I don't know how old he was but he got his arse whipped.
He ain't lyin!"
"I don't know how old he was but he got his arse whipped.
He ain't lyin!"
Posted on 9/21/11 at 11:11 pm to Prince of Zamunda
quote:Well, I guess that settles that.
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Prince of Zamunda
best line in Coming to America ?
quote:
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 9/21/11 at 11:25 pm to la_birdman
LINK
Look for a young Cuba Gooding Jr getting his haircut.
Look for a young Cuba Gooding Jr getting his haircut.
This post was edited on 9/21/11 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 9/21/11 at 11:32 pm to mytigger
quote:
"Ladies and Gentlemen..... Sexual Chocolate!"
I laugh just thinking about that scene.
"I believe the children are our future. Thank you."
Randy Watson...
"That boy good."
Posted on 9/21/11 at 11:44 pm to Zamoro10
Posted on 9/22/11 at 12:53 am to UFownstSECsince1950
"You should change the sign outside from My-T-Sharp to the 3 Putzes."
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