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Posted on 5/4/13 at 10:16 am to PurpleandGold Motown
[Not a lawyer. he didn't pass the bar. [/quote] :
Yes he did, 7th time was a charm I believe he said, he had just never had any murder cases, just personal injury lawsuits
Yes he did, 7th time was a charm I believe he said, he had just never had any murder cases, just personal injury lawsuits
Posted on 5/4/13 at 11:02 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Ari Gold
Posted on 5/4/13 at 11:05 am to Zap Rowsdower
quote:
Yes he did, 7th time was a charm I believe he said, he had just never had any murder cases, just personal injury lawsuits
I thought his judge friend had to lie for him in order for him to stay on the case.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 11:09 am to Tigris
quote:Perry! Show some muzzle discipline!
I'd have to go with
Posted on 5/4/13 at 11:19 am to Tigah in the ATL
Has and always will be...
RIP Phil
RIP Phil
Posted on 5/4/13 at 11:27 am to Brosef Stalin
quote:
Saul Goodman
Perry Mason was great in his day but Saul is definitely the funniest lawyer ever.
Posted on 5/4/13 at 11:27 am to JStanDawgFan
Hutz is the correct answer
RIP Phil
quote:
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
quote:
Lionel Hutz: And so ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I rest my case.
Judge Snyder: Hmm. Mr Hutz. Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?
Lionel Hutz: I... Ahh! [David Crosby shakes his head in shame]
Lionel Hutz: I move for a 'bad court thingy'. Judge Snyder: You mean a *mistrial?*
Lionel Hutz: Yeah! That's why you're the 'judge' and I'm the 'law talking guy?'
Judge Snyder: The *lawyer?*
Lionel Hutz: Right.
quote:
Marge: I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all.
Homer: [whispering] Will that hold up in court?
Lionel Hutz: No, I've tried it.
quote:
[Homer has been thrown out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much]
Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.
Homer: So, do you think I have a case?
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo!
RIP Phil
This post was edited on 5/4/13 at 11:34 am
Posted on 5/4/13 at 11:28 am to PurpleandGold Motown
He did, but he lied to him about his history of trying murder cases, and confirmed the illustrious legal career of "Jerry Callo" the judge in Beechum county wasn't gonna let someone without any experience in murder cases try a case in his county so Vinny lied about having murder trial experience
Posted on 5/4/13 at 12:44 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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]Best Lawyers on Television
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