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re: Armageddon - something I never thought about before...

Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:01 pm to
It really bothers me that AJ has his own set up in what looks like west Texas within hours of being fired from Harry’s crew.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:13 pm to
the fact that we still have these in-depth discussions just shows how complex and deep the underlying story is within this film

simply one of the GOATs

that's why it got a Criterion release

This post was edited on 3/13/21 at 3:14 pm
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

and watch it often
... and I'm not sure I made it to the end.
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

and I'm not sure I made it to the end


I want to shake the hand of bravest poster on this site
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:55 pm to
Deep Impact is better
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 3:58 pm to
What kind of a nuke were they using?

The most powerful bomb ever, the Tsar Bomba, was so heavy (it used a tertiary thermonuclear stage) the plane that dropped it barely could pull away from the blast to escape it.

But at the end of the day, it only produced 50 megatons of TNT. That’s equivalent to a fireball 8 miles in diameter

In contrast, the Armageddon nuke was powerful to split an asteroid the size of Texas in half and propel each half to a distance wide enough that both halves missed earth by a good distance.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40279 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

The most powerful bomb ever, the Tsar Bomba


The most powerful nuke ever exploded*

If movies have taught me anything, American hard work will far exceeds the slave labor of the USSR.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 7:26 pm to
Jessica Steen was smoke


Posted by Geauxlden Eagle
125 miles W. of God's Country
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Jessica Steen was smoke


Is it just me, or is Watts kinda hot?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

Deep Impact is better


Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
16118 posts
Posted on 3/13/21 at 8:35 pm to
I would have loved to have been in the production meeting when someone said “we should put a gun on the armadillo.”

Everyone: “you are are idiot why the frick would you put a mini gun on a space drill there is no one or anything to shoot”

Michael Bay: “You are a genius and let’s make the gun the centerpiece of two scenes and give it a remote control”

Edit: How does Harry not notice the gun early on make them take it off as being worthless.
This post was edited on 3/13/21 at 10:03 pm
Posted by GeauxBichGeaux
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 3/13/21 at 10:14 pm to
chick to colonel sharp when he pulls a pistol: "what are you doing with a gun in outer space?"

ummm...

Posted by Tiger Voodoo
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Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:27 am to
quote:

The most powerful bomb ever, the Tsar Bomba, was so heavy (it used a tertiary thermonuclear stage) the plane that dropped it barely could pull away from the blast to escape it.

But at the end of the day, it only produced 50 megatons of TNT. That’s equivalent to a fireball 8 miles in diameter

In contrast, the Armageddon nuke was powerful to split an asteroid the size of Texas in half and propel each half to a distance wide enough that both halves missed earth by a good distance.




“Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. Set it off, what happens? You burn your hand, right?

Now, close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off . . . poof.

Your wife's going to be opening your ketchup bottles for the rest of your life."


This post was edited on 3/14/21 at 9:03 am
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:43 am to
quote:


In contrast, the Armageddon nuke was powerful to split an asteroid the size of Texas in half and propel each half to a distance wide enough that both halves missed earth by a good distance.



It was a handwave.

If you really blew an asteroid apart gravity would pull it back together. In real life, Apollo 13 had debris from the explosion following the spacecraft due to gravity, and all of the objects were much smaller.

With an asteroid we would nuke the surface in hopes of altering the trajectory...but then you don't send roughnecks to drill a hole and you don't have a movie.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13604 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:37 am to
The premise of this movie is

It is easier to teach oil rig guys to be astronauts than teach astronauts how to drill a hole in a rock.


Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49380 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 9:53 am to
Armageddon is just awesome in all the right ways. 90% of the plot is convoluted and filled with holes ... and no one cares.
Posted by blackinthesaddle
Alabama
Member since Jan 2013
1855 posts
Posted on 3/15/21 at 2:16 pm to
He must be kin to this guy:

Howard Hughes Sr
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