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re: Yankees vs. Mariners: the series we’ve all been waiting for!

Posted on 7/8/25 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83357 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 8:53 pm to
10-0!!!!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5397 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:01 pm to
Judge is on a DONG spree. The Dumper is nice but the Punisher is GOAT. Six homers in 10 games. 248 TB’s. Might there be *another* DONG? It’s a deluge of DONGS.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:02 pm to
And a DUMPY DONG right on cue, Yankees bullpen gonna Yankees bullpen. 10-3
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5397 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:03 pm to
The Dumper gets a DONG!

You get a DONG, you get a DONG, EVERYBODY GETS A DONG!!! The DONG-o-meter is broken!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5397 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:04 pm to
But this means Judge won’t get replaced, which means the DONGfest is not over
Posted by LSUJuicer
Member since Jan 2013
3796 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:05 pm to
Whose dong was longer?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:14 pm to
Wellsy’s dong was 414 feet, so Wellsy has the longest dong so far. More ball to be played and more dongs to be cranked!
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83357 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:21 pm to
Que up Frank!!!!!
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:28 pm to
BALLGAME OVER! YANKEES WIN! THEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!

Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5397 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:29 pm to
I have a headache from all those DONGS, but it’s worth it!
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:39 pm to
It was a DONG DERBY in the BX tonight; should be another one tomorrow on Prime Video!
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83357 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:17 pm to
Southeastern’s own got the win!!!!!!! Geaux Yankees!! More dongs tomorrow
This post was edited on 7/8/25 at 10:17 pm
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6561 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:55 pm to
Yankee fans that aren’t from New York are the gayest people on the planet
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:58 pm to
Will Warren LIONED UP tonight!
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
99512 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 1:14 am to
Not surprising Aaron is eclectic af
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
99512 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 1:16 am to
This was definitely the funniest thread of the year. Likely to go into the MSB annals
This post was edited on 7/9/25 at 1:17 am
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5033 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 8:26 am to
quote:

A MAMMOTH JUDGEMENT DONG CRANKED THREE HUNDRED FORTY FIVE FEET TO RIGHT


lol I love this satire
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5397 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 9:17 am to
I got my Eight Ball out, and asked if Judge was gonna DONG today. I got "without a doubt". Captain America and the Yankees are back on track.

My Reds just lost a series to the Marlins. So predictable.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83357 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 10:50 am to
Yankees starting rookie phenom Cam Schlittler tonight!
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 11:05 am to
It must be nice knowing that the BANG BANG DONG GANG is behind you going into your first start. I’m predicting THE JUDGE to crank his biggest dong of the year tonight!
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