Will Clark is the GOAT - best player all time

In an age where every player was shooting juice like apes whipping cocaine through their arse via a constipated sphincter sunction in denial, WILL CLARK stood out like a good ole' baw.

He just wanted to hunt and be a man with big hairy balls, but baseball got in his way. So his slung is BIG dick at it, crushing the entire sport, leaving it for dead.

To some, baseball feels like home. To Will Clark, it was pussy-town. The man knew no equal. Even stats cowered before him, knowing they were simply antiquated queer concepts for those who never understood the purpose of their own penis.

Clark kicked arse, others licked arse. HIS arse. Will Clark was so much more of a man others would prostrate behind him and bleach his a-hole with their tobacco laden tongues. If the thought of Will Clark's clutchness doesn't make you hard, you probably like men. No you WANT men. But not just regular men, you need effeminate dude's who are directly related to you like your dad.

Will Clark is THE GOAT. No one comes CLOSE.

Relish in his greatness.