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Why does every female color commentator sound like Mellisa Etheridge?

Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:21 pm
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:21 pm
Title says it all.

I switched to ESPN from FSNO for a bit.

Can anybody tell the difference among these women? I have no qualms against women doing these things, but they all sound exactly the same. Lesbian robots.
This post was edited on 4/14/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted by GeauxTigers2020
Member since Sep 2013
28667 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:22 pm to
I know you're not slandering Doris Burke's great name.
This post was edited on 4/14/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27997 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:25 pm to
All the guys sound like Marv Albert.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56253 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:26 pm to
Omg why can’t every woman sound like some trashball from Pineville???
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6627 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

Lesbian robots.

Go on...
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

Omg why can’t every woman sound like some trashball from Pineville???


They don’t all have to sound like that. But frick, at least some variety would be nice.
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
91715 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:31 pm to
Don’t you fricking dare speak ill of Doris Burke
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61469 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:32 am to
You can't tell the difference between Doris Burke and Beth Mowins? Really?
Posted by Cool Hand Luke
Member since Oct 2008
2037 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:37 am to
I thought it was Beth Mowins at first.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61469 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:38 am to
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
84294 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:40 am to
Need Doris to take over play-by-play with Rebecca Lobo doing color. Mix in a little Stacey Dales on the sideline reporting.

=

GOAT NBA playoff broadcast
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112845 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:41 am to
Doris Burke is up there as one of the best in the business.

Sounds like a you problem.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41185 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 2:21 am to
Who tf is Melissa Etheridge?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 4:09 am to
quote:

You can't tell the difference between Doris Burke and Beth Mowins? Really?


Those two are yaoooorrrrds apart.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38808 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Why does every female color commentator sound like Mellisa Etheridge?


Probably because of the testosterone treatments and huge Adam's apples.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9746 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 8:05 am to
Because every female color commentator is, in fact, Mellisa Etheridge.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29478 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 8:33 am to
Better question is: Why does every female reporter start her non sense by saying "I just talked to Jason Garrett and the Cowboys are going are to try to score more points this half".

Posted by LSUFanMizeWay
Picayune MS
Member since Sep 2014
6662 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 9:45 am to
Would you prefer an Airhead?
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