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Why does every female color commentator sound like Mellisa Etheridge?
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:21 pm
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:21 pm
Title says it all.
I switched to ESPN from FSNO for a bit.
Can anybody tell the difference among these women? I have no qualms against women doing these things, but they all sound exactly the same. Lesbian robots.
I switched to ESPN from FSNO for a bit.
Can anybody tell the difference among these women? I have no qualms against women doing these things, but they all sound exactly the same. Lesbian robots.
This post was edited on 4/14/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:22 pm to Loungefly85
I know you're not slandering Doris Burke's great name. 
This post was edited on 4/14/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:25 pm to Loungefly85
All the guys sound like Marv Albert.
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:26 pm to Loungefly85
Omg why can’t every woman sound like some trashball from Pineville???

Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:26 pm to Loungefly85
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Lesbian robots.
Go on...
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:28 pm to mattz1122
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Omg why can’t every woman sound like some trashball from Pineville???
They don’t all have to sound like that. But frick, at least some variety would be nice.
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:31 pm to Loungefly85
Don’t you fricking dare speak ill of Doris Burke
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:32 am to Loungefly85
You can't tell the difference between Doris Burke and Beth Mowins? Really?
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:37 am to Dr RC
I thought it was Beth Mowins at first.
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:40 am to Loungefly85
Need Doris to take over play-by-play with Rebecca Lobo doing color. Mix in a little Stacey Dales on the sideline reporting.
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GOAT NBA playoff broadcast
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GOAT NBA playoff broadcast
Posted on 4/15/18 at 12:41 am to Loungefly85
Doris Burke is up there as one of the best in the business.
Sounds like a you problem.
Sounds like a you problem.
Posted on 4/15/18 at 2:21 am to Loungefly85
Who tf is Melissa Etheridge?
Posted on 4/15/18 at 4:09 am to Dr RC
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You can't tell the difference between Doris Burke and Beth Mowins? Really?
Those two are yaoooorrrrds apart.
Posted on 4/15/18 at 8:03 am to Loungefly85
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Why does every female color commentator sound like Mellisa Etheridge?
Probably because of the testosterone treatments and huge Adam's apples.
Posted on 4/15/18 at 8:05 am to Loungefly85
Because every female color commentator is, in fact, Mellisa Etheridge.
Posted on 4/15/18 at 8:33 am to Loungefly85
Better question is: Why does every female reporter start her non sense by saying "I just talked to Jason Garrett and the Cowboys are going are to try to score more points this half".
Posted on 4/15/18 at 9:45 am to Loungefly85
Would you prefer an Airhead?
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