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Throwing out the first pitch
Posted on 6/6/25 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 6/6/25 at 2:58 pm
If you were called upon to throw out the first pitch at a game, could you do it? Do you have a wind-up, or would you have to improvise one?
Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:02 pm to FightinTigersDammit
I would try to emulate Baba Booey.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:05 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Yes, from the rubber.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:10 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
You come across as a person who prefers dongs without rubbers.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:13 pm to FightinTigersDammit
I would show them baws how I used to do it before I broke all 3 knees and tore my ACLs and throw straight gas. Catcher wouldn't be ready for this 69 mph heat. 

Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:21 pm to Cromulent
I could strike you out on three pitches, you wouldn’t even make contact.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:30 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
With Little Avery on your shoulders?
Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:32 pm to FightinTigersDammit
73 mph heater coming in smokin' 

Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:49 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
You probably throw like Obama.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 4:02 pm to Scruffy
I’d strike you out on three pitches too.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 4:12 pm to FightinTigersDammit
I could do way better than what Taylor lewan did last night
Posted on 6/6/25 at 4:19 pm to FightinTigersDammit
I’m going full windup off the bump like my old idol Kevin Brown, and fire that bitch in there
Posted on 6/6/25 at 4:43 pm to FightinTigersDammit
My stepdad threw out the first pitch for the Texas Rangers. He is a retired Ranger now. Got to meet zito who was impressed at his pitch. He made me play catcher with him for a month in advance and he was bringing gas from the left side.
He asked the pitch gun guy to measure the speed and he brought it in at 82 in his late 40’s right over the plate. The crowd erupted lol.
Was badass.
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He asked the pitch gun guy to measure the speed and he brought it in at 82 in his late 40’s right over the plate. The crowd erupted lol.
Was badass.



This post was edited on 6/6/25 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 6/6/25 at 4:46 pm to McCaigBro69
with a gun in the holster - that was a fricking man!
Posted on 6/6/25 at 5:00 pm to Thracken13
Boots, tie, hat, cuffs, and sidearm.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 5:31 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
could you do it?
Taylor Lewan couldn’t
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Posted on 6/6/25 at 5:48 pm to JimTiger72
That's why I started this thread
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