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So, Now Altuve is Saying He Wanted to Keep.Jersey on B/C of Bad Tattoo?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:49 pm
This is the first I've heard of this excuse. Apparently, Altuve has a tattoo on his collarbone. According to Correa, the tattoo was "incomplete" during the ALCS and so Altuve wanted to keep it hidden. 
Isn't that at least 3 different excuses now?
1) He's shy.
2) His wife had told him not to remove his shirt.
3) He wanted to hide an ugly, incomplete tattoo.
Jose Altuve actually seems like a pretty decent guy to me. Somebody needs to tell him to stop making up different excuses, because he's really starting to embarrass himself.
Dan Patrick - 6 Minutes
Isn't that at least 3 different excuses now?
1) He's shy.
2) His wife had told him not to remove his shirt.
3) He wanted to hide an ugly, incomplete tattoo.
Jose Altuve actually seems like a pretty decent guy to me. Somebody needs to tell him to stop making up different excuses, because he's really starting to embarrass himself.
Dan Patrick - 6 Minutes
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Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:52 pm to KCT
Hello again. I'm in this thread too. I can't get enough of this salt.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:52 pm to KCT
what a terrible excuse Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:52 pm to KCT
Cody is that you?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:55 pm to KCT
he'll have a third nipple by tomorrow.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:56 pm to KCT
Reserving a spot for later in case I come up with something clever to trigger Astros fans
Eta
Eta
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:58 pm to KCT
It was a bad tattoo of an electronic device.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:59 pm to Chad504boy
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he'll have a third nipple by tomorrow.
Alright I laughed
Posted on 2/17/20 at 2:00 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Hello again. I'm in this thread too. I can't get enough of this salt.
For the record, I don't blame you for defending your team. I'd probably feel the same way if LSU was getting crushed for doing something wrong.
But at the same time, surely you have to realize how this looks to the rest of us. Did you see Mike Trout's comments?
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 2:01 pm to KCT
The thing is, the tattoo is a name written in script. What is there to be ashamed of?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 2:05 pm to Lester Earl
Spelt it rong. San Francisco tattoo artist didn't know how to translate Melanie into english.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 2:48 pm to reauxl tigers
Posted on 2/17/20 at 2:49 pm to KCT
quote:
Did you see Mike Trout's comments?
That being a heroin junkie is cool, but electronic sign stealing crosses the line?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 2:55 pm to colorchangintiger
Ouch
That crosses my line, but I get what you're saying
Hypocrisy is everywhere to be found
That crosses my line, but I get what you're saying
Hypocrisy is everywhere to be found
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:02 pm to KCT
I never in my life thought the poor little small market Astros would trigger the rest of the MLB so much. Damn, it makes me even more proud.
Damn, it makes me even more proud. 
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:06 pm to KCT
What do you think is more likely?
1. Altuve's didn't want his shirt ripped off because his wife doesn't like it when Correa rips his shirt off like he's done in the past, and he also just got his first tattoo that he was uncomfortable with showing to the world at that point.
or
2. He was secretly hooked up with some kind of wireless buzzer that was telling him what pitch was coming. There was a guy somewhere pushing a button to buzz him to let him know. Even though there is an MLB official in the replay room in the playoffs since 2018, they were somehow able to conduct this elaborate scheme.
1. Altuve's didn't want his shirt ripped off because his wife doesn't like it when Correa rips his shirt off like he's done in the past, and he also just got his first tattoo that he was uncomfortable with showing to the world at that point.
or
2. He was secretly hooked up with some kind of wireless buzzer that was telling him what pitch was coming. There was a guy somewhere pushing a button to buzz him to let him know. Even though there is an MLB official in the replay room in the playoffs since 2018, they were somehow able to conduct this elaborate scheme.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:08 pm to PrimeTime Money
Easily number 2. Even with how you tried to frame the question to tilt the scales.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:08 pm to KCT
quote:
Jose Altuve actually seems like a pretty decent guy to me
He's an awful guy if he thought it was cool to frick up the integrity of a WS Title and ruin careers of his opponents by being told what pitch was coming next and still accepting awards.
I'd rather the guy just used steroids - they aren't the insane advantage of knowing what pitch is coming next when it comes to baseball.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:08 pm to PrimeTime Money
When the alternative is that you have to accept that your team lost to a better team, I can tell you what they will say.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:10 pm to nerd guy
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I never in my life thought the poor little small market Astros would trigger the rest of the MLB so much. Damn, it makes me even more proud
Organized systematic cheating tends to upset people.
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