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re: Paxton Lynch got engaged

Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by chRxis
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:12 pm to
again, she's far better than what most of these hardlegs on here could pull...
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:13 pm to
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she's far better than what most of these hardlegs on here could pull...


Anyone here can pony up for a sex doll.
Posted by chRxis
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:22 pm to
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Anyone here can pony up for a sex doll.

Mais, them things expensive, bruh!

but i get it... we agree to disagree... i think the objectivity of "disgusting" is where we differ, but whatever... it's all good...
Posted by Pendulum
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:28 pm to
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this chick is pretty




I get it, she is hot in that PVC, WTF, over the top kind of way....I guess I can't say 100% IWNHI... but pretty? Really?
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 6:29 pm
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:31 pm to
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Mais, them things expensive, bruh!


I assure you, this chick Paxton proposed to will be more expensive.
Posted by chRxis
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:33 pm to
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but pretty? Really?

notice i didn't say "holy shite, she's gorgeous!! OT 10 for sure!!"

i said she's pretty, as in, she's better than most "meh", normal looking girls...

Hillary Clinton is ugly... Chelsea Clinton is ugly... that overweight, bitchy soccer mom, that almost all of us have encountered and/or work with, is ugly... this chick is not in that category, and she's above "meh", thus "pretty"... again, not "hot as frick" or anything in that realm, but "pretty"
Posted by chRxis
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:34 pm to
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this chick Paxton proposed to will be more expensive.

oh for sure, but he's gotten way overpaid for a while now, so hopefully he's put it away for situations JUST LIKE THIS...
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:34 pm to
Crickey. You see better looking women at the gym all the time and you picked wanna-be bargain bin Barbie that prolly has a ten cent brain. Not a wise investment.
Posted by StupidBinder
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:36 pm to
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I get it, she is hot in that PVC, WTF, over the top kind of way....I guess I can't say 100% IWNHI... but pretty? Really?


Yeah I would say she’s sexually attractive when you overlook the fact she literally looks like a piece of plastic.

I think “hideous” and “disgusting” are a little over the top, but I wouldn’t be calling her “pretty” either. She probably was before she transformed into a happy meal toy, but not today.
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 6:41 pm
Posted by chRxis
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:40 pm to
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she literally looks like a piece of plastic

maybe so... so, tell you what... let's see what a "real" woman looks like AND what y'all are working with... feel free to share with the class...
Posted by StupidBinder
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:46 pm to
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maybe so... so, tell you what... let's see what a "real" woman looks like AND what y'all are working with... feel free to share with the class...


Well, based on what you’ve been posting, I’m guessing you’d rate my wife (who actually looks like a human) lower than Paxton’s graphically-generated synthetic wife.

I mean, why are you knighting so hard for this chick? I said she was sexually attractive. But I’m sorry, I’m not marrying any chick that looks like that. You can have her.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:49 pm to
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I’m guessing you’d rate my wife (who actually looks like a human)


Automatically above this sex doll.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:53 pm to
Holy Air Brushed pictures, batman.

But no one is more air brushed than crissy teagen. I've seen her in person with just make up and w/o ake up. They air brush the frick out of her pics. Must use the same guy who air brushed china from WWE, when she was in playboy
Posted by chRxis
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:55 pm to
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I mean, why are you knighting so hard for this chick?

i'm not knighting for her, bruh... i'm just pointing out the ridiculously asinine semantics being thrown around...

could he do better and get a more "wholesome" or "real" looking chick that would be equally or more hot? probably, i mean the dude is an NFL QB... plenty of cleat chasers out there, hotter than this chick too...

but "disgusting"or "ugly", you and i at least agree here, that's a bit much...
Posted by chRxis
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:55 pm to
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Holy Air Brushed pictures, batman

no doubt!! heavily filtered/airbrushed/combo of both...
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:14 pm to
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again, she's far better than what most of these hardlegs on here could pull...


He's an NFL QB numb nuts. Let's not act like she married him for his striking good looks and wonderful personality.

Put any of these "hardlegs" on an NFL roster and worth $10 mil and amazingly the sluts come out of the woodwork no matter how ugly you are or bad your personality is.
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:20 pm to
By September we'll probably all be on even footing with Paxton in terms of being in the NFL.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:21 pm to
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but "disgusting"or "ugly", you and i at least agree here, that's a bit much...
She legitimately looks like a real doll.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23600 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:22 pm to
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He's an NFL QB numb nuts. Let's not act like she married him for his striking good looks and wonderful personality.

Put any of these "hardlegs" on an NFL roster and worth $10 mil and amazingly the sluts come out of the woodwork no matter how ugly you are or bad your personality is.


i agree, but its irrelevant to the point... she's still more attractive, i'd be willing to absolutely bet my salary on, than probably 8-9 outta 10 of the guys here's SOs... so to be saying she's "disgusting" when she's better than what you come home to is absurd...
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:30 pm to
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but "disgusting"or "ugly", you and i at least agree here, that's a bit much...


Yup we agree on that. And in fairness, a lot of the “ick” factor is probably coming from the context of the situation.

If this girl is just sitting in a restaurant and the average guy here just happens to see her, “she’s hot” and he just moves on. But it’s kind of obvious what’s going on here so the gold-digging-cleat-chasing-Instagram-“model” aspect kind of taints everything else. So the “whole situation” just seems kind of gross.

Not sure if any of that makes any sense.
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