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Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:35 pm to Tiger1242
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem... How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem... How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
Posted on 2/22/13 at 1:11 am to BRgetthenet
Henley vs Day will be the best match tomorrow.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:08 am to BRgetthenet
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:17 am to BeaverPRO
Who's winner is still alive???
J. Rose....
J. Rose....
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:51 am to BeaverPRO
Mines not!
This post was edited on 2/22/13 at 7:52 am
Posted on 2/22/13 at 8:01 am to unbeWEAVEable
Mine caught his private jet back to Florida last night. 
Posted on 2/22/13 at 8:03 am to Choupique19
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I still have a awful bracket. I think I had Dufner and Swartzel in the finals. I know I had Dufner winning.
From Dufner's tweets last night he didn't seem all too upset that he was heading home to warm weather, but was also adding things like "bracket busted" etc right after he finished and after both Rory and Tiger went down. Can't say I blame him as the weather to start this year has been brutal. Time for the FL swing!
Posted on 2/22/13 at 8:15 am to DovaVol
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From Dufner's tweets last night he didn't seem all too upset that he was heading home to warm weather
If you don't make it to the championship match, most guys would rather go out early. It's free money, you get extra time at home, and they don't like the golf course to begin with
Posted on 2/22/13 at 8:17 am to BeaverPRO
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Who's winner is still alive???
Lil Webbie
Posted on 2/22/13 at 9:03 am to Tiger1242
What in the world is Rory thinking? The dude gets new equipment, and plays 1 tournament in the first 2 months of the season?????
He has now played 3 total rounds on the season. Most guys have 3-4 complete tournaments under their belt already, and Rory with his new equipment has 3 total rounds. Even though he's my guy, that's part of the reason I had him picked for a 2nd round defeat. Dude needs to get on the golf course and compete.
He has now played 3 total rounds on the season. Most guys have 3-4 complete tournaments under their belt already, and Rory with his new equipment has 3 total rounds. Even though he's my guy, that's part of the reason I had him picked for a 2nd round defeat. Dude needs to get on the golf course and compete.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 9:10 am to Choupique19
I saw him on the range with Tiger, not sure where, and he was hittin' the ball with precision like you and I only dream of.
I saw him hit a ball into a dude's bowl of cereal.
Don't tell me he hasn't been working with those new Nikes.
I saw him hit a ball into a dude's bowl of cereal.
Don't tell me he hasn't been working with those new Nikes.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 9:12 am to BRgetthenet
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I saw him on the range with Tiger, not sure where, and he was hittin' the ball with precision like you and I only dream of.
LOL, you know that was filmed separately right?
Posted on 2/22/13 at 9:12 am to VegasPro
If Molinari wins, I still have 3/4.
This post was edited on 2/22/13 at 9:13 am
Posted on 2/22/13 at 10:13 am to BeaverPRO
They start yet?
Posted on 2/22/13 at 10:16 am to Tiger1242
I heard noon earlier on the Golf channel. so in 45 minutes
Posted on 2/22/13 at 10:32 am to BeaverPRO
Time for my last dog in this fight to make a run. Come on BVP!
Posted on 2/22/13 at 10:39 am to RollDatRoll
Fowler and Petterson headed to extras!!
Posted on 2/22/13 at 10:40 am to BeaverPRO
Update the OP with the Top 10 in the Challenge
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