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No player in MLB history has had five 50+ HR seasons. Guess who’s knocking on the door?
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:52 pm
If you guessed THE JUDGE, congratulations! You would be correct! Captain America is on pace for an UNPRECEDENTED FIFTH 50+ dong season, an INHUMAN accomplishment! The Punisher continues to unload on pitchers at a ferocious pace with majestic dongs that seem to never come down, unheard of from anybody clean. No PEDs. No trash cans. Doing it the right way, the Yankee Way. We are truly witnessing Greatness every time THE JUDGE steps into the box. The Greatest Right Handed Hitter in History cannot be stopped! You can’t stop Greatness. You can’t stop the DONG APOCALYPSE. I’m predicting THE JUDGE to crank two tonight at AAAA Sacramento. LET’S GOOOOO!!!
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Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:55 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Lets all raise our DONGS as a salute to the DONG KING!
This post was edited on 5/29/26 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:57 pm to lsubatman1
Type shxt, the DONG KING is untouchable!
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:59 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
How many championships does he have, Jerry?
Oh that’s right…..ZERO.
Come back when he does something in October.
Oh that’s right…..ZERO.
Come back when he does something in October.
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:59 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Nobody is impressed by him hitting 265 foot HRs at Yankee Stadium
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:59 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
I look forward to Judge being the first to also not win a World Series
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:00 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Nobody loves judges dong more than you. That’s for sure
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:01 pm to Woopigsooie20
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Nobody is impressed by him hitting 265 foot HRs at Yankee Stadium
He hits more on the road than at home so hit the bricks junior.
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:02 pm to jclem11
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Come back when he does something in October.
Come back when your team wins a chip without cheating, and then does it 27 times.
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:07 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
I’m a Yankees fan and none of this means shite until he does it in the playoffs bro. It is what it is. I’m a realist.
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:09 pm to BeachDude022
Hal, Boone, and Cashman are al-Qaeda
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:11 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
How many will he hit in October? Zero
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:20 pm to danilo
Cap
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:24 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
He's going to hit a homecoming DONG! The Punisher is nearing 400 homers; I expect a DONG binge in late May, early June. He could still get to 20 by the end of May. Aaron Judge encapsulates Greatness at every level. There are only two home stadiums where Judge has not homered. Wrigley and Nationals Park. He has a chance to achieve homers in both parks this year. Not even Barry did that! It's a late one tonight, so you might wake up to the tremor caused by the resounding DONG - around 9:55 PM Eastern time, but could continue until well after midnight.
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:33 pm to littleavery1948
I have money on Judge for MVP, but I worry that he's in the decline. He's still favorite at the moment. Mostly due to Witt and the Royals are over 10 games under 500. Alvarez is DH.
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:46 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Can't win shite when it matters
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:49 pm to TheOcean
I think you’re talking about your poverty franchise jabroni.
Posted on 5/29/26 at 8:09 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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No PEDs
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Greatest Right Handed Hitter in History
Not even the greatest right handed hitter to come from a team in the city of New York.
Posted on 5/29/26 at 8:15 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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UNPRECEDENTED FIFTH 50+ dong season
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the DONG APOCALYPSE
Your ol’lady is a legend in the trailer park
Posted on 5/29/26 at 8:18 pm to Obi-Wan Tiger
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Not even the greatest right handed hitter to come from a team in the city of New York.
He’ll not even be the greatest yankee
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