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Mt Rushmore of Balding college athletes

Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:56 pm
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81342 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:56 pm
Mates, watching our Shockers in action and can't help but feel bad for our baw Conner Frankamp & Beans.

Oh, the irony of being a starting player for an NCAA tourney team yet suffering such an ignominious trait. We all had a college mate or two who had the generic Rogaine bottles on their nightstand - you'd see photos of their bald dad and grandfather and just kind of pity your pal, innit.

I know there have been a ton of good balding college athletes - but I'm blanking somehow

This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 7:02 pm
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:59 pm to
Chris Weinke has to be on there
Posted by Waffle House
NYC
Member since Aug 2008
3945 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:02 pm to
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Mt Rushmore

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5 greatest

?????
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:03 pm to
Perry Ellis is absolutely on here
Posted by sgallo3
Dorne
Member since Sep 2008
24747 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:05 pm to
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quote: Mt Rushmore

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quote: 5 greatest

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?????



where have you been that past 10 years?





Posted by emoney
Westerville, OH
Member since May 2010
8642 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:12 pm to
My hairline started going backwards in 8th grade, but damn could I shoot the ball.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:14 pm to
It's is definitely a downside to the massive to a massive amount of testosterone.
Posted by Gringo44
Member since Jun 2009
721 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:15 pm to
Sammy Martin
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:16 pm to
Currently, my man Jevon Carter. Top ten in steals and way underrated PG. I think it was someone on this site posted that "he looks like a 70's blaxploitation star."

You be you, JC.

This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 10:46 pm
Posted by Mr. Blutarski
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1756 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:23 pm to
No Trump, no care

Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139837 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:24 pm to
If Perry Ellis isn't on that mountain then y'all are just crazy

Julius Michaelek from Iowa State also deserves mention
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 7:25 pm
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:25 pm to
The best part about Perry Ellis is that aside from the balding his facial features made him look 55 years old
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52746 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:26 pm to
He looks like a love child of LeBron and Carlos Boozer.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:57 pm to
Perry Ellis
Posted by LSUShock
Kansas
Member since Jun 2014
4913 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:00 pm to
Wife's sister dated a good friend of Connor. He is probably my the biggest POS I have ever met.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98918 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:01 pm to
Alex Tyus, Florida.

Tried to distract from the hairline with the headband AND the braids.

Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26441 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:01 pm to
Remember Texas had a player a few years back that looked 40. I think he was from Louisiana.
Posted by ScrapPack
Member since Nov 2011
3707 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:16 pm to
Wasn't Danny Weurfell starting to recede at UF?
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278171 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:20 pm to




Brian Cardinal
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:48 pm to
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ignominious trait


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just kind of pity your pal


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can't help but feel bad



Why would you feel bad for them? They have a better life than you, are doing things that you've fantasized about your whole life, and are probably still pulling hotter tail than you ever have.

You must be insecure as hell. Women can smell insecurity from a mile away and insecurity is a much bigger turnoff than balding. Women are attracted to confidence and a confident bald man loses very little pulling power from what he'd otherwise have, especially if you're as in shape as a college athlete.
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