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re: Michael Turner arrested for DUI

Posted on 9/18/12 at 9:01 am to
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
61743 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 9:01 am to
That's gotta be worth a -2 in fantasy, right? His 15 yard run on the last play of the game last night gave me a "L".
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26172 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 9:51 am to
Most of that time is made up after sentencing. I had to finish out a 48 hr sentence (had it reduced to 12) a week after my court date. So since he was in Ga I'd say this is pretty commonplace and no special treatment.
Posted by Nick Papa Georgio
Member since Mar 2009
4664 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 10:09 am to
quote:


Obviously none of us know what its like to be a professional athlete but how or why they do not have personal drivers is beyond me.



Funny. One of my closest friends' Dad is a big attorney in Atlanta that represents pro athletes, some of them being high profile Falcons players. The FIRST thing that he advises his clients to do is to get a personal driver on weekends/whenever they go out.. the second? He tells them to get a vasectomy.

He said that 9/10 ignore him on both counts and that they all eventually pay big for it.
Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 10:18 am to
quote:

he second? He tells them to get a vasectomy.

He said that 9/10 ignore him on both counts and that they all eventually pay big for it.


apparently, professional athletes are the only ones who have sex without a condom. or they just have super athletic sperm. surely they don't cum inside the girls they frick
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51807 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 10:20 am to
quote:

The FIRST thing that he advises his clients to do is to get a personal driver on weekends/whenever they go out.. the second? He tells them to get a vasectomy.

He said that 9/10 ignore him on both counts and that they all eventually pay big for it.



Looks like Michael is the 9. He had two baby mommas fighting in his driveway a couple months ago. Crazy bitch drove through the security gate and started throwing down with other crazy bitch.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66883 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 10:28 am to
quote:

surely they don't cum inside the girls they frick


Cromartie
Posted by bomber77
Member since Aug 2008
14783 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 10:52 am to
quote:

They are a ton of athlete DUIs because there are no real repercussions for them


Stallworth was drunk and killed a guy. No problem.
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
61743 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Stallworth was drunk and killed a guy who shouldn't have been in the street while a car was approaching.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 11:19 am to
quote:

They are a ton of athlete DUIs because there are no real repercussions for them


Stallworth was drunk and killed a guy. No problem.


Are you arguing against me? I think you are making my point for me.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 11:50 am to
Lol what an idiot.
Posted by bomber77
Member since Aug 2008
14783 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

Are you arguing against me? I think you are making my point for me.


No, Im with you on this.
Posted by bomber77
Member since Aug 2008
14783 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Stallworth was drunk and killed a guy who shouldn't have been in the street while a car was approaching.


Yeah, at least he flashed his lights at him before he killed the guy. Its good to know that its OK to drive drunk and kill people as long as they arent in the crosswalk.
Posted by WarEaGAL
Member since Sep 2012
2021 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 4:11 pm to
He was doing 97 in a 65.
Posted by SouljaBreauxTellEm
Mizz
Member since Aug 2009
29343 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 6:29 pm to
POS!
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7207 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

They all have legitimate friends and "hangers-on" or a "posse" with them? Did I buy all the drinks? Am I the reason all the bitches at least came over to talk? Then YOU are driving the fricking car so keep your shite together because here are the keys. And if you take me anywhere other than Whataburger on the way home I am fricking you up.


This!!
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14723 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

He was doing 97 in a 65.


Really?
I heard they pulled him over for only going 2 yards an hour.

:rimshot:
Posted by hiltacular
NYC
Member since Jan 2011
19665 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 6:29 pm to
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Atlanta Falcons running back Michael Turner initially told police he hadn’t been drinking when he was stopped speeding early Tuesday morning.
Then, he admitted he had about five shots at Magic City, on Forsyth Street, after his team’s Monday night win at the Georgia Dome, according to the Gwinnett County police report obtained Wednesday by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Turner, 30, of Suwanee, submitted to a portable breath test and registered a .109, the report states. He was arrested on DUI and speeding charges, according to police. The legal blood alcohol level in Georgia is .08.
Police said they stopped Turner shortly after 4 a.m. Tuesday, when a Gwinnett County officer clocked a 2012 Audi going 97 mph in a 65-mph zone on I-85 northbound near Indian Trial Road.
“When I advised him of his speed, he seemed shocked and did not seem to believe me,” the officer stated in the report. “He stated the car did not feel like it was going that fast.”
The officer reported smelling alcohol, but Turner didn’t have trouble walking, and his speech was normal, the report states. But Turner did have trouble focusing during an eye test, according to police.
When asked again if he had consumed alcohol, Turner allegedly admitted he had. Turner told the officer he hadn’t gotten to Magic City until 3 a.m. Monday, but during that time had consumed about five shots, according to police.
“I asked him if the shots were normal size, and he stated they were in cups, not shot glasses,” the report states.
Turner was not asked to walk and turn or stand on one leg during because he told the arresting officer he injured his ankle during the football game hours earlier, according to police.



.109??? You've got to be shitting me, clearly the officer was a NO fan.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64068 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 6:45 pm to
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.109??? You've got to be shitting me, clearly the officer was a NO fan.


I'm sure the 32 mph over the speed limit didn't help his cause.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51807 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 6:47 pm to
Don't blow dumbass. Don't agree to do shite. Don't admit to shite. Say take me to jail and let me call my lawyer.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52741 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 6:47 pm to
Typical THUG Atlanta Falcon F THE BIRDS
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