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re: Lime Green Dildo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:58 pm to tide06
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:58 pm to tide06
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These are just men trying to ensure they’re never forced to go back to a wnba game ever again. It’s like neon life insurance.
Yeah the worst thing that can happen is you get banned from WNBA games
The horror
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:00 pm to Fun Bunch
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:02 pm to Fun Bunch
This is what this league needs.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:38 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
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Funny? Yes, but I'm now starting to wonder about the methods used to sneak these dildos into the arena.
I use my belly button
Posted on 8/2/25 at 12:21 am to Cosmo
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Yeah the worst thing that can happen is you get banned from WNBA games
The horror
If people keep it up, guarantee they find a stronger penalty.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:22 am to Fun Bunch
It doubt its the first time some of those freaknasty women have been hurt by colored dildos.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:34 am to LSUGrad9295
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I bet security meetings among game ushers before games are going to be fun now.
"OK y'all. Remember no sharp objects or weapons are allowed. No artificial noise makers. Fans can't bring their own food in. Oh....no dildos either."
I work security at arenas. It's always been inhibited by the fan code of conduct. When the doorhandlers hear something vibrating they have to call the police. 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo.
Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a dildo," never "your dildo."
Posted on 8/2/25 at 3:44 am to Fun Bunch
Somebody is gonna mess around and record a 3x double and they’re gonna rain down like a hat trick in Detroit.
Somewhere in China there’s a fleet of storage containers filled with Lime Green Dildos heading to WNBA arenas across this great land, what a time to be alive!
Somewhere in China there’s a fleet of storage containers filled with Lime Green Dildos heading to WNBA arenas across this great land, what a time to be alive!
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:58 am to Fun Bunch
To be fair, dildos are heavy lol
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:00 am to Fun Bunch
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:02 am to TackySweater
This really is awesome lol.
It will keep happening now.
“This just proves my point. This is sexist and homophobic”
TX Tiger punching air
It will keep happening now.
“This just proves my point. This is sexist and homophobic”
TX Tiger punching air
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:16 am to Fun Bunch
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:33 am to Fun Bunch
I'm telling you, these are falling out of the player's shorts.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:41 am to Fun Bunch
What is also funny is that he picked it up with a towel.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:11 am to IggyReilly
At this point what can you see they'll try to make up as a penalty other than banning from games? Like some kind of "assault" charge? Seeing one put out there that they could get hurt is telling already
Men's NBA could honor the ban, and that could stop some guys from thinking about doing it.
Men's NBA could honor the ban, and that could stop some guys from thinking about doing it.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:15 am to Ralph_Wiggum
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What is also funny is that he picked it up with a towel.
I think it's great that both men were clearly not wanting to get near it, but the female ref clearly had no issue with it, like it's her "place" to handle with comfort.
The opposite of how it would have been if it were an insect or rat.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:22 am to HagaDaga
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Like some kind of "assault" charge?
Wouldn’t be surprising if NY or LA or any other liberal city tries to charge future dildo throwers with hate crimes.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:26 am to Fun Bunch
Someone needs to throw a 12” BBC one out there.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:57 am to DownSouthCrawfish
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Funny? Yes, but I'm now starting to wonder about the methods used to sneak these dildos into the arena.
No secret, someone's prison wallet.
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