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re: Landon Collins knocked up 3 girls, got engaged to a 4th and wants food stamps

Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:31 am to
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162130 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:31 am to
landon collins literally cannot cover his own dick
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 9:39 am
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91362 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:31 am to
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Serious Question: After reading about this or hearing about, does Coach Saban or any coach for that matter pick up the phone to find out WTF this guy is doing?


, yeah, right.

The second these guys declare/leave, they're disposable. Outside of a recruiting pitch here or there, these guys are irrelevant to these programs. Their pictures are plastered across locker rooms and they're counted among the players sent to the NFL, but you'd be hard pressed to find a head coach who genuinely cares once they're gone.

This isn't unique to Saban. Head coaches are effectively the CEO of a company. You may find a position coach who gives a shite, but not a head coach.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:32 am to
quote:


Serious Question: After reading about this or hearing about, does Coach Saban or any coach for that matter pick up the phone to find out WTF this guy is doing?


If they are currently at his program helping him win, maybe. Otherwise, probably not.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81451 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:32 am to
Where is Antonio Cromartie from?
Posted by 33inNC
Charlotte, NC
Member since Mar 2011
6273 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:33 am to
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It's amazing how anyone would enter into marriage with a serial cheater.


$$$ Talks man, watch how many drop their asses when the money runs dry. It takes two, remember.
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
11709 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:33 am to
Thought it was all about family and instilling values in these guys.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91362 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:33 am to
quote:

landon collins literally cannot cover his down dick


Keep trying, you'll get a good joke in eventually.
Posted by 805tiger
Member since Oct 2011
4550 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:34 am to
quote:

I was asking if y'all had food stamps in Florida


I haven't laughed this hard in a long time....
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162130 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:34 am to
I'm good with that one, thanks for looking out though slack
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:36 am to
No dude, you must keep trying until you get that one good joke in.
Posted by Statsattack
Il
Member since Feb 2013
3917 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:37 am to
thought kirby smart was big on teaching strong values?
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26147 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:39 am to
Maybe one of the kids will pick LSU
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91362 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:39 am to
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I'm good with that one,


Not a bad effort since your first one was already taken.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:41 am to
Child support is going to be expensive.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81451 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:42 am to
Maybe Eddie Lacey will share some of his food with Landon's kids.
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:42 am to
Saban doesn't give two shits about his players. Look how he handles the over signing, medical gray shirting, etc. He only cares about the end result that benefits him.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26147 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:42 am to
You know damn well he won't
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55688 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:43 am to
quote:

So many things I wanna say but I don't wanna get banned.



So edgy.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:43 am to
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Landon Collins


Is trashy as frick.

That's what happens when you got too much bama in you.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127661 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:44 am to
Once a retard, always a retard.
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 9:48 am
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