re: Japanese man creates American athlete names for video game

I happen to know Mibre Chipley personally. We first met on the Argentinian coast, at the Peninsula Valdes. He was there to watch the whales. His daughter was with him. We all had dinner at a little Italian place. She had the rigatoni. I didn't eat much. Mibre noticed I was love sick. He pulled me aside. He said, Papi, you have to wine'em, dine'em, and 69'em. So I went back into the restaurant and did just that. His daughter, Miyberitta, and I made love until the morning, where I jizzed uncontrollably until Mibre found us in the morning. He was miffed to say the least. I said, Papi, you are the Papillion. You told me to do this. He slapped me. He left with my little Miyberitta. I've been lost ever since, searching for her like Gatsby looking at that green arse lighthouse at the edge of East Egg. If anyone knows where Mibre currently lives, please let me know!

I heard Dave Glark is now a PI after giving up on his nba career. Greg Ostertag clones just don’t have a market these days. And 10 day contracts just weren’t enough to keep the passion going. Trouble is 7’0 private dicks stick out like a sore thumb

Ichabod "Ick" Pleury is a doctor now after a pretty successful career as a two sport athlete, those sports being baseball and curling. Pleury invented the phrase 'Its not lupus' at a medical conference in Miami circa 2008. He also was the first person to have his dick blown out, straining his bulbospongious muscle after a particular vibrant blow job from a stripper named Daphne at Diamond Dogs strip club, also in Miami circa 2008. He developed the 'dick sling,' which stretches your dick out. He also discovered it lengthened your dick at the cost of a little semen coming out when you poop. His downfall was when he was photographed with Jeffery Epstein in 2011, also in Miami.

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Jakson Byakun possesses the first known “travel ball name” and he and his wife Brittni now have three middle school sons who play travel ball as well: Jakston, Cantyn, and Claedon

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Came to make travel ball joke but knew I was going to be too late. Well done.

That’s some funny shite.

Willie Dustice never cared much for sports even though he was a natural athlete. He instead wanted to be a pig farmer like his father and beloved late grandfather. Hailing from a small town in the Mississippi Delta it made for a solid living better than most folks had. His senior year after years of nagging by legendary Mississippi High School coach Landus “Pop” Williams he finally gave in an agreed to play. After just a few practices Coach Pop knew he had something special. That season Dustice would garner 2A all state honors as an outside linebacker. The honor was great but during the state playoffs he also caught the eye of then Mississippi State coach Jackie Sherrill. Coach Sherrill offered Willie a full ride to State which he immediately accepted. Over the next 4 years Willie Dustice would become a mainstay of the State defense and even though he was only 5’10” and 215 he would earn all SEC 1st team honors out outside linebacker his Junior and Senior seasons. Dustice was a 2nd round pick of the Chiefs and had what most would call a respectable 10 year career being selected to the all star team twice. Once his playing days were over he returned to his father’s pig farm in rural Mississippi and used the degree he received in animal husbandry from State to help turn that pig farm into the 4th most profitable in the state.