I miss Mike Leach How would he operate in the age of NIL?

I mean he did coach for 2 years in the NIL era at State and did pretty good. I imagine he’d let his boosters buy who they can and then just make chicken salad out of chicken shite like he has done for his entire career.

“So look, we missed out on Hingle McCringleberry. 3 star wideout who was pretty shifty but had stone hands. He wanted $75,000 for his NIL. I told him that was crazy, that’s more than my wife and I paid for our first house in Bakersfield, California in 1971. Reallyy was a nice little house, looked out over a park, had an en-suite and shag carpet throughout. Shag carpet really gets a bad rap by these snobs today. It’s great on the toes and real treat for your feet when you first wake up. Anyway…”

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Shag carpet really gets a bad rap by these snobs today. It’s great on the toes and real treat for your feet when you first wake up."

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Mike Leach always spoke facts.

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"I think my opinion is consistent with most of the rest of America's. This is illustrated by a poll done in the Dallas Morning News where people were asked who they would vote for senator: Mike Leach or Craig James. I got 96.5 percent of the vote."

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"We pound on Kansas State, so A&M looks at the film all week. [My players] strut around and laugh, you know, ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha, and [my players] listen to their Fat Little Ol’ Girlfriends, and pretty soon, what happens in Manhattan happens [to us].

Well, the first thing we do is we go in our meeting and we talk about we're going to respect everyone; we're going to fear no one. We're not going to compare scores, and we're not going to listen to our Fat Little Girlfriends."

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