Started By
Message
locked post

Funniest football player names by position...

Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:34 pm
Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4209 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:34 pm
my nomination:

Shakey Smithson..(utah) punt returner..
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:35 pm to
barkvious mingo game over

or the wr mike hunt
Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4209 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

Barkvious Mingo game over


great, edsbs winning name...but, why is it funny as related to the position he plays?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122855 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:38 pm to
Mike Hunt LB-MSU
Posted by volfan30
Member since Jun 2010
41214 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:39 pm to
Jim Bob Cooter, former Tennessee walk-on QB.
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36746 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:40 pm to
do you guys not get the thread?
Posted by WDChizik
Glendale, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
6052 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:41 pm to
I know there is a linebacker with the last name "Lineback" from some school.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:41 pm to
nah i get it. i just wanted to post bark
Posted by Gizmeaux
Member since Dec 2009
4997 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

barkvious mingo
won name of the year not long ago
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90319 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:43 pm to
Well it's kinda hard to not only find a funny name, but it coincidentally just so happens to also be funny in relation to the position he plays. There's probably only like 2 examples in the NCAA. I could make some up for yall though.

QB- Chet McStrongcannon

LB- Brick Bonecrusher

K/P- Legs McKenzie
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:45 pm to
Funniest nickname = The Pillsbury Throwboy
Posted by WDChizik
Glendale, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
6052 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

QB- Chet McStrongcannon

LB- Brick Bonecrusher

K/P- Legs McKenzie


Sounds like the names they give you on those NFL Street games.
Posted by Ohiotigerfan
South of I-10
Member since Oct 2004
1302 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:04 pm to
Former ND linebacker Mike Stonebreaker (his dad played for the Saints)
Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4209 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:06 pm to
that's a good one!
Posted by BROpaneTANK
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2010
3116 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:07 pm to
how about Dane Christ because he's terrible and plays for a catholic school.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90319 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:10 pm to
I guess there's the somewhat obvious Bacarri Rambo. He sure doesn't live up to the name, but that's a hell of a name for a safety.
Posted by Maroon80
Jackson,MS
Member since May 2010
1090 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:12 pm to
Benjarvus Green-Ellis
Posted by bamascott2
XIV
Member since Apr 2009
9671 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:19 pm to
Not relevant to the intent of the topic, but the Dick-Nutt quinella at Arkie was comedic gold.
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20891 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:22 pm to
Not in the SEC, but Yourhighness Morgan from Florida Atlantic.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90319 posts
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:37 pm to
There's an I-Perfection Harris that went to Tech. He is not perfect though as:

1)He went to tech
2)He was a career backup and eventually transferred.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram