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Funniest football player names by position...
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:34 pm
my nomination:
Shakey Smithson..(utah) punt returner..
Shakey Smithson..(utah) punt returner..
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:35 pm to bingo
barkvious mingo game over
or the wr mike hunt
or the wr mike hunt
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:37 pm to heartbreakTiger
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Barkvious Mingo game over
great, edsbs winning name...but, why is it funny as related to the position he plays?
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:39 pm to NIH
Jim Bob Cooter, former Tennessee walk-on QB.
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:40 pm to NIH
do you guys not get the thread?
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:41 pm to bingo
I know there is a linebacker with the last name "Lineback" from some school.
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:41 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
nah i get it. i just wanted to post bark
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:41 pm to heartbreakTiger
quote:won name of the year not long ago
barkvious mingo
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:43 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
Well it's kinda hard to not only find a funny name, but it coincidentally just so happens to also be funny in relation to the position he plays. There's probably only like 2 examples in the NCAA. I could make some up for yall though.
QB- Chet McStrongcannon
LB- Brick Bonecrusher
K/P- Legs McKenzie
QB- Chet McStrongcannon
LB- Brick Bonecrusher
K/P- Legs McKenzie
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:45 pm to WG_Dawg
Funniest nickname = The Pillsbury Throwboy 
Posted on 11/2/10 at 6:53 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:
QB- Chet McStrongcannon
LB- Brick Bonecrusher
K/P- Legs McKenzie
Sounds like the names they give you on those NFL Street games.
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:04 pm to bingo
Former ND linebacker Mike Stonebreaker (his dad played for the Saints)
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:07 pm to Ohiotigerfan
how about Dane Christ because he's terrible and plays for a catholic school.
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:10 pm to BROpaneTANK
I guess there's the somewhat obvious Bacarri Rambo. He sure doesn't live up to the name, but that's a hell of a name for a safety.
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:19 pm to Maroon80
Not relevant to the intent of the topic, but the Dick-Nutt quinella at Arkie was comedic gold.
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:22 pm to bingo
Not in the SEC, but Yourhighness Morgan from Florida Atlantic.
Posted on 11/2/10 at 7:37 pm to crimson crazy
There's an I-Perfection Harris that went to Tech. He is not perfect though as:
1)He went to tech
2)He was a career backup and eventually transferred.
1)He went to tech
2)He was a career backup and eventually transferred.
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