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For $500mill, would you rather:

Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:46 pm
Posted by DVontel
Member since Mar 2014
72 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:46 pm
Step in the ring against Deontay Wilder for 1 round

Or

Gain 10 yards against the 2013 Seattle defense. 3 tries, all running plays.
Posted by sumbodyorsum1
Member since May 2019
1606 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:47 pm to
football, easily
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17080 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:48 pm to
Can I have a gun?
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36365 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:48 pm to
Step in the ring, easily. You can always fake getting knocked out. No way would anyone here be able to run 10 yds against Seattle.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47615 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:48 pm to
Who's my O-line?
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16631 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:48 pm to
Do I have to gain 10 yards or just take a handoff three times?
Posted by kale
Around
Member since Feb 2017
1254 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:49 pm to
NFL easily
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:53 pm to
Wilder obviously. My ACL would “give out” as soon as we touched gloves
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
34901 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

Do I have to gain 10 yards or just take a handoff three times?



Yeah this is key

No fricking way I’m gaining 10 yards on an NFL defense

I’ll take a KO for 500 mill, even if I end up with brain damage and only my family benefits
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29074 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:54 pm to
The football one and it's not fricking close either.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:55 pm to
I mean do I have an offensive line?

If not..still football. I'd rather a few broken ribs than brain damage
Posted by DVontel
Member since Mar 2014
72 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:56 pm to
Have to gain 10 yards.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40254 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:57 pm to
No regular person could last a whole round vs wilder
This post was edited on 7/13/19 at 11:57 pm
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13299 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:58 pm to
for $500 million, I'd stand on top of the plate and dare Luke Jackson to hit me with a fastball
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28119 posts
Posted on 7/13/19 at 11:59 pm to
Just got my squat max up to 225 and run a sub-5 40, and I'm supposed to be scared of the 2013 Seattle defense? ok
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 12:01 am to
quote:

for $500 million, I'd stand on top of the plate and dare Luke Jackson to hit me with a fastball

It would be like the scene in varsity blues when Moxon hits his dad in the face
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13299 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 12:05 am to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 12:10 am to
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
18963 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 12:10 am to
10 yds in Seattle easily
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70911 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 12:11 am to
quote:

You can always fake getting knocked out.


I’d like to think in OPs scenario you are not allowed to just lay down as soon as the bell rings.

Now if you’re talking about taking a non-KO blow and pretending to be KOd, good luck. Wilder might actually knock you out before you can manage to pull that off.

The football play is the answer.
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