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re: Daytona 500 Thread.. 6PM CT Green Flag if it ever stops raining

Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by ItTakesAThief
Scottsdale, Arizona
Member since Dec 2009
10746 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:54 pm to

Just hope they dont get started backing and somebody goes left into that new lake lloyd that will be at the bottom of the track in that turn.
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:54 pm to
Mike Helton always just sounds like someone just shot his dog. So depressing.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:54 pm to
Drop a few pelicans or seals down there and you'll be golden.

Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:54 pm to
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The good thing is that everyone involved is safe. JPM and driver got out ok and the truck didn't exploded. Otherwise, this wouldn't be funny at all


No kidding, would be a terrible thing to see.
Posted by mcpotiger
Missouri
Member since Mar 2005
9079 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:55 pm to
I dont think i have laughed this much in a long time. Classic..
Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Mike Helton always just sounds like someone just shot his dog. So depressing


He sure does.
Posted by Post It Bandit
Member since Mar 2008
3126 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:56 pm to
Keselowski is a douche
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37832 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

The good thing is that everyone involved is safe. JPM and driver got out ok and the truck didn't exploded. Otherwise, this wouldn't be funny at all.


Yep. Although it is funny that his dumb arse could have steered the car in any direction that he wanted on an empty track.
Posted by LSUfonte
South Texas
Member since Jan 2004
8301 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:58 pm to
Enough of this, The Rock is on raw!!!!
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:58 pm to
They should add "track cleaning" to the redneck olympics
Posted by steelreign
Deridder
Member since Jan 2009
11086 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:58 pm to
Not really, he lost suspension parts or something. He was just along for the ride.
Posted by BayouBengal51
Forest Hill, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2006
9672 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:58 pm to
Had to make this up on the fly

This post was edited on 2/27/12 at 10:13 pm
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12553 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:59 pm to
Looks like Dale Jr left the crowd of drivers for a few minutes. I bet he is in the back seat of a truck, pissing in a water bottle.


eta: Ha, he made sure to not say too loud that his car is pretty damn good.
This post was edited on 2/27/12 at 10:01 pm
Posted by HeadBusta4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
11364 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:59 pm to
"they then put down a white absorbent powder"

yea frickin tide man
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:59 pm to
Rinse cycle
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27869 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Keselowski is a douche


Agreed

I heard Target has dropped sponsorship but luckily Montoya picked up BP as his new sponsor.
Posted by DallasTiger
THE Capital City
Member since Jan 2004
4557 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 10:00 pm to
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200 mph, jet fuel, massive fire, kitty litter, drivers tweeting & standing around laughing at a Colombian, Tide, Fertilizer spreaders, two fork lifts.




Water hoses, trucks with emergency lights, dudes in yellow slickers




Exactly.

And to think the rest of the world gets by with a shitty little white ball, two nets and a bunch of guys running around in short pants.

America and NASCAR = AWESOME!

Posted by ItTakesAThief
Scottsdale, Arizona
Member since Dec 2009
10746 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 10:00 pm to

Did he just say "talking about how hard it is to hit a jet dryer"
Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

They should add "track cleaning" to the redneck olympics




Ya`ll head over to the OB. Either a new guy or an alter asking advice on the best hunting rifle caliber.
Posted by Alabama Slim
Team Massie
Member since Jul 2007
10666 posts
Posted on 2/27/12 at 10:00 pm to
and the announcer with the line of the night:

"we are in the rinse cycle now"

followed by a quick: "sorry, there is nothing funny about what's happened"

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