re: DAT 7/27: Athletics (Ginn) @ Astros (Gordon) 1:10 PM

In that case here is the weekly review

Week in review:
- The power of friendship lineup has ran its course. These guys suck
- Have surrendered the first run in 18 straight games. Including 11 times in the first inning
- Embarrassing 4-game sweep by the A's. Outscored 32-6
- A 12+ game division lead over Seattle and Arlington is down to 4 in the matter of 2 weeks
- Chandler if you're reading this, you're still a bitch and your media credential is useless

Injury updates:
- E-sock: presumably dead. I will go ahead and say he's out for the remainder of the year. Hell, he may miss 2026 too with this Medical Staff
- Yordan: who the hell knows
- Pena: 1 August expected return
- Melton: rehab with Space Cowboys. May as well call him back up for Hummel
- Dezenzo: N/A
- Meyers: N/A
- Spaghetti: 1 more rehab start and then he returns
- Javier: expected to return after Spaghetti
- Walter: probably visiting our good friend Tommy John. Expect some sort of misdiagnosis
- J6 France: rehab with CC Hooks
- LMJ: just a massive pussy with a blister


Looking ahead:
3 vs Washington
Off-day Thursday
3 @ Boston

We're probably going to trade a bucket of balls for a washed up OF that can't even outplay Hummel.

I’m in between Ryno/Wahoocs and wanting to make any significant deal to add ammo at the deadline. If all we can count on hitting wise is Pena + Melton back is this anymore than a wild card team? I wouldn’t be opposed to a smaller deal where we at least can make this team watchable until September.

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I’m in between Ryno/Wahoocs and wanting to make any significant deal to add ammo at the deadline

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Coming over to the Dark Side (insert Darth Vader gif)

Just let go

It vill all be ova soon (insert John Malkovich gif from Rounders)