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DAT 5/2: Astros (The DAT’s Ace) @ Red Sox (Early) 3:10 PM
Posted on 5/2/26 at 11:04 am
Posted on 5/2/26 at 11:04 am
I’ll catch the game later tonight after getting home from the ball field.
In honor of our dear, Yordan.
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to the hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, "If only Casey could but get a whack at that—
We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat."
But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.
But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despisèd, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt;
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped—
"That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one!" the umpire said.
From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone on the stand;
And it's likely they'd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
But Casey still ignored it and the umpire said, "Strike two!"
"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again.
The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate,
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate;
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out.
In honor of our dear, Yordan.
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to the hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, "If only Casey could but get a whack at that—
We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat."
But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.
But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despisèd, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt;
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped—
"That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one!" the umpire said.
From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone on the stand;
And it's likely they'd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
But Casey still ignored it and the umpire said, "Strike two!"
"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again.
The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate,
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate;
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out.
Posted on 5/2/26 at 2:48 pm to Uncle Mike23
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This post was edited on 5/2/26 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:09 pm to CSinLC
Yainer misses a key challenge to get a strikeout then immediately grounds out at bat. Useless.
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:16 pm to Steamy Ray
Only on the road apparently.
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:18 pm to Steamy Ray
That was an absolute rocket
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:29 pm to NIH
Been watching first chance to post. Thoughts:
Approach across the board is good.
Spencer pitches with some nuts. Sure he could throw some more strikes but man he competes for the most part an his breaking stuff is wicked.
Good for Brice. Easy kid to root for and glad he’s having some success. I need to stop being so shitty about him
Approach across the board is good.
Spencer pitches with some nuts. Sure he could throw some more strikes but man he competes for the most part an his breaking stuff is wicked.
Good for Brice. Easy kid to root for and glad he’s having some success. I need to stop being so shitty about him
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:33 pm to TigerFan91
One more thought. C-Walk is putting on a laser show
Posted on 5/2/26 at 5:10 pm to TigerFan91
Might be safe, doubt they overturn
And they didnt
And they didnt
This post was edited on 5/2/26 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 5/2/26 at 5:29 pm to texastiger38
Of course going to have to sweat this one with opposing teams getting knocks on less than 70 mph EV
Unbelievable. 7 fricking walks again on a game the offense breaks out. Unfathomable how bad every single guy is
Unbelievable. 7 fricking walks again on a game the offense breaks out. Unfathomable how bad every single guy is
This post was edited on 5/2/26 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 5/2/26 at 5:35 pm to TigerFan91
We have to lead the league in new pitchers walking the first guy they face
Posted on 5/2/26 at 5:38 pm to Big L
Phewww
Gonna need to tack on a couple more. Covering 6 outs with a 3 run lean is nervy as hell
Gonna need to tack on a couple more. Covering 6 outs with a 3 run lean is nervy as hell
Posted on 5/2/26 at 5:40 pm to Big L
It’s almost impressive.
If they blow this lead, heads should roll before they get back to Houston.
If they blow this lead, heads should roll before they get back to Houston.
Posted on 5/2/26 at 5:58 pm to NIH
They’ve murdered our beautiful bald boy
Posted on 5/2/26 at 6:07 pm to Uncle Mike23
I always thought Spaghetti was good. If it wasn't for a fluke injury last year I thought we'd easily be in the playoffs. He's by far our 2nd best pitcher outside of Hunter.
Posted on 5/2/26 at 6:09 pm to 5 Deep
Nice win! Get a series tomorrow
This post was edited on 5/2/26 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 5/2/26 at 6:16 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
He was neck and neck with Hunter Brown for a good stretch of 2024. I don’t know how he was sitting in Sugarland to start this year with Imai, Javier, and Lance ahead of him.
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