re: Coach Belichick commissioner Goodell is on line 1

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Yeah that's why belichick had the best spy cams and audio mics on the oppositions sideline a decade ago. Because he hates technology.

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He clearly didn't have the best system since he got caught with something everyone did

Did he try turning it off and turning it back on? That should get it working.

Yeah, his former assistant ratted on him for something he benefited from for years

I got a microsoft pixelsense surface pro 4. This motherfricking piece of shite isn't using to rail coke lines off of let alone to do real shite on. like, seriously, you can't do coke lines off of it because it's too fricking sensitive. You can't watch porn on it in bed because it's too fricking big to hold with one hand and when you in the porny mood you ain't got time to be installing fricking video drivers and shite because Microsoft windows media player which no one has used in 25 years doesn't work with porn downloads. like there's fricking 2 formats and Microsoft never works with any of them y ou got mp4 and avi what the frick is Microsoft windows media player there for if it can't work with mp4s? but you'll let me HEAR the porn but not see the video you fricking cocktease bitch.



The fricking shite is more bloated the Bert Beliema lol. Jesus it's slow as frick. Then it's got the kickstand so when you go to sleep and forget you were trying to do lines off the fricking tablet and wake up and get on tigerdroppings you can spill the rest of your shite on the floor ruining your day before it even starts


You know what that pen is for? It's like they know you think it's a piece of shite so they just give you something to throw at it in the box. The only time I ever use the bitch is to test apps and mobile responsiveness on something i've built. still rocking the fricking Samsung tablet like a boss. Samsung makes the best fricking tablets on earth.


i mean when you have to pay someone 400 million dollars to use your product, your product might fricking stink. it's not innovative or good enough for people to pick it up itself. Samsung's ain't got no problems playing porn and you can get MX video player in like 5 seconds on google play. I got android os so rigged now that virtually nothing runs and it's lighting fast. Android for life.


don't even get me started on iOS. I once dated a girl whose ex husband cut on her phone while she was at my house remotely, and tracked her to my doorstep lol. want to stock your ex wife? there's an app for that

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Did he try turning it off and turning it back on? That should get it working.

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can you imagine being in the middle of a game winning drive and your fricking offensive coordinator has to reboot his fricking tablet and you run out of time and lose the game?

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can you imagine being in the middle of a game winning drive and your fricking offensive coordinator has to reboot his fricking tablet and you run out of time and lose the game?

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i just had this image of payton manning doing a commercial where he's waiting for the play to come in and the o cord is at the windows boot screen and payton loses it in only the way payton manning can "you fricking idiot tablet call a fricking play"

You scare me

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i just had this image of payton manning doing a commercial where he's waiting for the play to come in and the o cord is at the windows boot screen and payton loses it in only the way payton manning can "you fricking idiot tablet call a fricking play"

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But he would say this instead, to the tune of the Nationwide Jingle.

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Microsoft's a piece of shite

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Maybe true that he's just old, but in his defense, the surface is kinda lousy as a tablet. I love mine for work but it sucks as a tablet.

fricking love that man.