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re: You stay classy Texas fans
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:41 pm to BevoEatsTigers
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:41 pm to BevoEatsTigers
Many years ago in Army boot camp, my Company commander had everyone from Texas stand up in front of the Company. He told them he heard 50% of Texans were reported to have hemorrhoids and the other 50% were perfect A-holes. Each one had to tell which category they fell in. 
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Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:43 pm to BevoEatsTigers
What's the difference between a coonass and a jackass.
The Sabine River
The Sabine River
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:43 pm to Rickety Cricket
Funny, Louisiana has a lower unemployment rate compared to Texas for May 2009.
Texas 7.1%
Louisiana 6.6%
Texas 7.1%
Louisiana 6.6%
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:45 pm to Rickety Cricket
One of those highbrow sophisticates misspelled inbred. That is rich. I live in Texas, but my heart will stay in the Bayou State. Despite the impression the people on that board give, most people here are just like folks in, yes, Louisiana. Maybe it is a UT fan, alcohol induced phenomenon.
That said, may the Tigers humiliate the Longhorn BB team tonight, provided the "creek don't rise."
That said, may the Tigers humiliate the Longhorn BB team tonight, provided the "creek don't rise."
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:47 pm to Rickety Cricket
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most of us actually have salaried or professional jobs, and we can't just pick up and go to Omaha for a week. most of your fans are unemployed, on welfare, or work hourly jobs in the fast food industry, where nobody gives a shite if they drive up to Omaha for the CWS
not to bright is he/her...if you have those jobs the likely hood you would be able to afford such a trip would be out of the question...
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It is apparent that spending a week or so in the Superdome has a lasting impact
May Murphy's Law strike this person...
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People from Texas have jobs, so it can be hard to travel mid-week. The coonasses don't have this same limitation.
See first quote and answer...
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Anyone from the states of Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, or Florida who actually believes their culture is superior to anyone else's has clearly never left the south.
Where the frick does he think Texas is located and a touch of hypocrisy as well...
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I always like to leave the country to go to crazy places like Lousiana and Mexico
Why would he/she have to leave Texas to visit Mexico...hell Mexico is in Texas...
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Hurricanes - 100 Lousyana - 0 , wipe em off the planet
I'm starting to hope every hurricane this season hits Texas with that statement...
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:47 pm to truthbetold
I just wonder why Texas has a LSU license plate for there state. Maybe its because LSU fans live in Texas with salary based jobs. I lived in Texas and loved it but the only thing they were good at was beating A&M. I will say that I like A&M even more.
Boomer Sooner.
Boomer Sooner.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:47 pm to White Tiger
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:50 pm to DirtMcGirt13
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DirtMcGirt13
nice link.....
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:50 pm to DirtMcGirt13
The state of texas is like bitting into a large cardboard pizza, no flavor, no culture, no class....
Knew i always hated Mexico north for a reason. Hey!!! i do need a good sheet rocker. maybe once we are done beating the shite out of UT, i can borrow one of the players to sheet rock my rental house.
Knew i always hated Mexico north for a reason. Hey!!! i do need a good sheet rocker. maybe once we are done beating the shite out of UT, i can borrow one of the players to sheet rock my rental house.
This post was edited on 6/23/09 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:51 pm to back9Tiger
That is good shite i dont care who you are!!! 
FU TEXAS!!
FU TEXAS!! 
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:15 pm to DirtMcGirt13
FWIW, I'm one of those "uneducated" LSU graduates that moved to Dallas for a job, as evidentally, they couldn't find anyone here to do it as well.
Honestly can't stand the state and what baffles me the most is trying to figure out why on earth anyone ever settled this area to begin with. There is nothing but crap grass, mesquite trees, and a lil further west, a whole lot of cactus. Its the armpit of the world; a metropolis area consisting of nothing more than cookie cutter repeats of chain retail stores and restaurants every 20 miles.
And what's up with the perpetual smog around Houston? They criticize our state...so ironic...maybe if their educational system was actually worth a shite instead of the hyped garbage that it is ( and this is coming from the Keller area - their pride & joy of an education system ) such that they could afford reruns of Seasame Street they could learn the different between 'better & worse' or 'more & less'. Some of them definitely got it backwards...
Honestly can't stand the state and what baffles me the most is trying to figure out why on earth anyone ever settled this area to begin with. There is nothing but crap grass, mesquite trees, and a lil further west, a whole lot of cactus. Its the armpit of the world; a metropolis area consisting of nothing more than cookie cutter repeats of chain retail stores and restaurants every 20 miles.
And what's up with the perpetual smog around Houston? They criticize our state...so ironic...maybe if their educational system was actually worth a shite instead of the hyped garbage that it is ( and this is coming from the Keller area - their pride & joy of an education system ) such that they could afford reruns of Seasame Street they could learn the different between 'better & worse' or 'more & less'. Some of them definitely got it backwards...
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:16 pm to truthbetold
those posts are made by fans who are fom mississippi!! just joking they were made by john brady! 
geaux tigers
geaux tigers
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:16 pm to Rickety Cricket
They spelled inbred wrong. Is that a nomination for the lolzer award?
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:22 pm to craignettles
That douche compared Louisiana to Mexico?
Really? Pot meet kettle.
Really? Pot meet kettle.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:22 pm to Rickety Cricket
When I do go to Texas, I feel like I am in Mexico. A third world country.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:24 pm to Rickety Cricket
quote:How dare they to insult the great Tigerdroppings.
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Surprised the electricity is on this late down in the bayou. Must have the hamsters working overtime.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:45 pm to Rickety Cricket
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most of us actually have salaried or professional jobs, and we can't just pick up and go to Omaha for a week. most of your fans are unemployed, on welfare, or work hourly jobs in the fast food industry, where nobody gives a shite if they drive up to Omaha for the CWS. plus, y'all have a built in advantage. y'all live in houses on wheels. it's much easier for y'all to just drive your mobile homes to Nebraska.
Baton Rouge is ranked no. 8 in the nation as far as best economies. Keep telling us on how we don't have jobs. Shut Baton Rouge down and see what happens to gasoline prices. LINK
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:54 pm to Rickety Cricket
No worries, Katrina sent our finet to live amongst them.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 8:11 pm to Rickety Cricket
Asking Texas fans to stay classy is like asking a crack whore to put down the pipe.
Posted on 6/24/09 at 8:10 am to truthbetold
Austin is an overhyped, overpoliced, circle jerk gravel pit. Keep Austin Weird, just don't step out of line. F Austin, F UT.
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