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re: Why you hate bama, a sharing thread (trigger warnings)
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:00 pm to Rickety Cricket
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:00 pm to Rickety Cricket
But if they weren't the fans they were, it wouldn't be so much damn fun watching them suffer a loss.



Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:16 pm to Rickety Cricket
quote:
I was in Tuscaloosa for the game in 2005. After LSU won the game and I stepped out onto the strip, I was bombarded with screams of "Go back to your flooded home!" and "Thank God for Katrina!"
Bama fans and Falcons Fans, only thing worse are those who root for both
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:21 pm to Spaulding Smails
sjmabry, I find myself agreeing with most of your comments.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 2:24 pm to CptBengal
1. fans- sense of entitlement
2. media and the "eye test"
2. media and the "eye test"
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:23 pm to CptBengal
Wife wants to leave Virginia Beach Va for Huntsville Al to be closer to her family.
We move. Alabama blows.
She's LSU fan too, but always fight about Saban vs Miles.
Divorce in late 2010 (unrelated to above fights).
After win in 2011 - I drunkenly send email basically stating "WHO'S BETTER NOW!!"
God dang mulligan - She gets last word.
left me with huge house (and huge payment) while she leaves Alabama to move to Colorado.
Just a lot of deep seated resentment there.
We move. Alabama blows.
She's LSU fan too, but always fight about Saban vs Miles.
Divorce in late 2010 (unrelated to above fights).
After win in 2011 - I drunkenly send email basically stating "WHO'S BETTER NOW!!"
God dang mulligan - She gets last word.
left me with huge house (and huge payment) while she leaves Alabama to move to Colorado.
Just a lot of deep seated resentment there.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:31 pm to CptBengal
I hate Bama because it is Bama. I was tried of losses to the great Bear back in the 60's. Coach Mac did the best he could. So over the years the feelings have not changed. Some of the wife's kin are Bama fans. So for 40+ years screw Bama. 

Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:38 pm to Teton Tiger
The only thing this thread has done is make really pissed off and want to top some porta potts tomorrow...
thanks for pissing me off. bama sucks
thanks for pissing me off. bama sucks
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:39 pm to Teton Tiger
Because frick them that's why. 90% of the fanbase is front running, Walmart shopping mouth breathers.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:45 pm to CptBengal
1/9
I had to stay through the whole game and into the trophy ceremony (CRINGE) until the crowd cleared up enough. It was like having your eyes forced open and moisturized with lemon juice while your skin was scraped with sandpaper and sprinkled with salt. Hearing dear old Nick thank his loyal fans and his "hardworking" team while holding the trophy was just more nails on a chalkboard.
My hatred of Bama burns with the fury of a thousand suns.
I had to stay through the whole game and into the trophy ceremony (CRINGE) until the crowd cleared up enough. It was like having your eyes forced open and moisturized with lemon juice while your skin was scraped with sandpaper and sprinkled with salt. Hearing dear old Nick thank his loyal fans and his "hardworking" team while holding the trophy was just more nails on a chalkboard.
My hatred of Bama burns with the fury of a thousand suns.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:51 pm to CptBengal
I hate Bama because they are so entitled and get so much open and obvious favor from the media and the SEC and because they are tree killers, oral sexual batterers and shitty people.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 3:55 pm to Rickety Cricket
quote:
I was in Tuscaloosa for the game in 2005. After LSU won the game and I stepped out onto the strip, I was bombarded with screams of "Go back to your flooded home!" and "Thank God for Katrina!"
Because that's what kind of people they are.
We were there in 2005 ... they told us to go back to our FEMA trailers.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 4:00 pm to CptBengal
My Little brother grew up in Louisiana a bammer. I had to fight him on the reg. hate lives on. Now I live here.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 4:16 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
I hate Bama on a molecular level. That is all.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 4:26 pm to SuperFanDan
After game of the century, me and my brother were walking back to the truck, when some gumps started throwing rocks at us. I guess when you are inbred and have a 3rd grade reading level, you behave like a 3rd grader. Buck Fama
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 4:26 pm to SuperFanDan
I used to root for the "SEC team" in out of conference play, but I just can't do it any more. If the Gumps were playing Iraq, I would be cheering for the fighting camels.
I hate a damn gump...
I hate a damn gump...
Posted on 11/7/14 at 4:33 pm to CptBengal
Because a Bama fan bit me on the arse after we sang "Bama, Bama, Bama won't you bite my arse" in a Tuscaloosa bar in the 1980s.
Because the Bear was a cheater.
Because houndstooth is FUGLY.
Because they claim twice as many championships as they really have.
Because of fans like Brian Downing, Harvey Updyke, Adrian Briskey (who shot a BAMA fan last year after Auburn ran the punt back for a TD) and last but not least, Michelle Pritchett, the sugar bowl diver mom, defending her wimpy arse son.
SEC refs kissing BAMA arse.
1/9
and if I can think of any more...
Because the Bear was a cheater.
Because houndstooth is FUGLY.
Because they claim twice as many championships as they really have.
Because of fans like Brian Downing, Harvey Updyke, Adrian Briskey (who shot a BAMA fan last year after Auburn ran the punt back for a TD) and last but not least, Michelle Pritchett, the sugar bowl diver mom, defending her wimpy arse son.
SEC refs kissing BAMA arse.
1/9
and if I can think of any more...
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 4:35 pm to CptBengal
Because:
Patrick Peterson
Schedule made by gumps
I used to live there
We have a losing record
But mostly because I know if Nick had stayed we would be the team and not them.
Patrick Peterson
Schedule made by gumps
I used to live there
We have a losing record
But mostly because I know if Nick had stayed we would be the team and not them.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 5:30 pm to alajones
Because Bryant was a cheat, racist and drunk.
Because Bama sets the curve on paying players and cheating.
Because they blatantly get away with it, right now, today.
Because the refs are in their pocket - uncalled holding, hands to the face every year, 2009 refgate 2, etc.
Because their university is a joke of an educational institution.
Because they inbreed.
Because they teabag.
Because they poison trees.
Because they kill each other over not cheering loud enough.
Because they cannot count.
Because they claim wins - and even championships - when they lost.
Because they get credit for other team's schedules and wins.
Because they get do overs.
Because schedules are built in their favor to make it easier on them.
Because their fans are delusional, obnoxious, stupid, and lack personal hygiene.
Because most of their fans never went to school there.
Because their coach is a prick.
Because the media adores them.
Because they are Alabama.
Because Bama sets the curve on paying players and cheating.
Because they blatantly get away with it, right now, today.
Because the refs are in their pocket - uncalled holding, hands to the face every year, 2009 refgate 2, etc.
Because their university is a joke of an educational institution.
Because they inbreed.
Because they teabag.
Because they poison trees.
Because they kill each other over not cheering loud enough.
Because they cannot count.
Because they claim wins - and even championships - when they lost.
Because they get credit for other team's schedules and wins.
Because they get do overs.
Because schedules are built in their favor to make it easier on them.
Because their fans are delusional, obnoxious, stupid, and lack personal hygiene.
Because most of their fans never went to school there.
Because their coach is a prick.
Because the media adores them.
Because they are Alabama.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 5:53 pm to CptBengal
Because if their name was disguised as Utah or Wisconsin or any other name other than Alabama, and they had the same record and same stats as they do right now, they would be ranked 15-20. Other teams have to earn their rankings, they get it with the name, and to make it worse, they think they are entitled to that!!!





Posted on 11/7/14 at 6:43 pm to CptBengal
they're dumbass coach, fans and players.
I see LSU 24 BAMA 10.
Book it.
I see LSU 24 BAMA 10.
Book it.
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